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How hair style can make your sales BETTER!

smorris

Nov 12, 2006, 5:27 PM
I'm a VERY attractive (really, I'm ridiculously good looking. I'm kind of a big deal...) young man, and I recently changed my hairstyle to something more trendy.

Behold, my sales have been excellent ever since!

And I was good before.

I'm thinking about now applying some lo-lites to my hair, to make it look UBER awesome.
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KioskLife

Nov 12, 2006, 7:37 PM
Well, looking good and "trendy" obviously makes people more comfortable with you, god-like beauty or not 😉
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newfette

Nov 13, 2006, 8:10 AM
wow...


I got nothing else to say to that but wow....

three dollar bill anyone??
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charliegirl

Nov 13, 2006, 10:36 AM
🤣 🤣 yeah and he used "uber" 🤣 🤣
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newfette

Nov 13, 2006, 10:46 AM
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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queensyankee

Nov 13, 2006, 11:45 AM
smorris said:
( I'm kind of a big HOMO...) .


There I fixed it for ya. Now it's UBER true!!! 🙄
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newfette

Nov 13, 2006, 11:46 AM
🤣 🤣 🤣
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UOQuack

Nov 13, 2006, 12:59 PM
Dude, be careful that you dont cross over into Ryan Seacrest territory.
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craptacularwireless

Nov 13, 2006, 1:58 PM
I think it was crossed long ago.
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Foamy

Nov 13, 2006, 1:59 PM
And I'm guessing he pranced across it.
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craptacularwireless

Nov 13, 2006, 2:34 PM
🤣
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queensyankee

Nov 13, 2006, 2:58 PM
Foamy said:
And I'm guessing he pranced across it.



lmao 🤣
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charliegirl

Nov 13, 2006, 3:00 PM
🤣 🤣 🤣
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jareddude42

Nov 13, 2006, 3:26 PM
or skipped haha. he is "uber" gay
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smorris

Nov 13, 2006, 6:28 PM
The first message was in almost complete sarcasm, but I'm glad you all enjoyed it.

For those of you who want to judge, you can see pictures of my awesome hair.

Also. I'm not gay. I just broke up with my amazingly hot girlfriend - but I've got other options.

The hair = awesome.

Pictures.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction ... »


That's how awesome my hair is.

And it makes me a LOT of money.


"Zee chicks. They dig zee hair."
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CellularHadoken

Nov 13, 2006, 6:30 PM
....yer still gay....
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ralph_on_me

Nov 13, 2006, 6:30 PM
For the 400th time. Just because you make me wear a wig does NOT mean I'm a woman.

I can't believe you would belittle our relationship like that.
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smorris

Nov 13, 2006, 6:35 PM
At least I didn't make you wear the mailman costume.

Getting a spanking with the mailbag was - odd.
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ralph_on_me

Nov 13, 2006, 6:39 PM
Yeah, sorry. That was my idea and it was a bad one.

The plushies will be better.
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