Shop Talk
more funny stuff
Q. How do you confuse a bank teller?
A. Give him a bag of M&M’s and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q. Why is a BMW a banker’s favorite car?
A. Because he can’t spell Porsche.
Q. What’s the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?
A. The Titanic had a band.
Q. What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A. A dependent Claus.
Q. What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?
A. A superior being.
Q. What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?
A. Big foot has been sighted.
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Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
If bankers can count, how come the avera...
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A. Give him a bag of M&M’s and tell him to alphabetize them.
Q. Why is a BMW a banker’s favorite car?
A. Because he can’t spell Porsche.
Q. What’s the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?
A. The Titanic had a band.
Q. What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A. A dependent Claus.
Q. What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?
A. A superior being.
Q. What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?
A. Big foot has been sighted.
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Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
If bankers can count, how come the avera...
(continues)
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Fun things to do at WALMART
#1 Take a bag of M&Ms and put them on layaway.
#2 get a can of tomato juice and make a long trail going straight to the womens bathroom.
#3 hide in clothing rack and yell "pick me! pick me!"
#4 put wet floor sign on the carpet
#5 ooow i gotta go ...bye
#1 Take a bag of M&Ms and put them on layaway.
#2 get a can of tomato juice and make a long trail going straight to the womens bathroom.
#3 hide in clothing rack and yell "pick me! pick me!"
#4 put wet floor sign on the carpet
#5 ooow i gotta go ...bye
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