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ballgoblin
i know there was a whole thread regarding funny names, but i didnt feel like resurecting that beast, but i just talked to this lady with the last name ballgoblin, and the way she pronounced it was freakin hilarious, she exaggerated the ball part, so it came out BAAAALLLLgoblin, i about died 🤣
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This customer's name was _______ Butt*. And of course I had to call it in. The agent on the phone asked me the routine questions. When I said her name, he starts cracking up. I can't laugh because I'm in front of a customer so I'm trying to fill in his laughing with idle converstion. It was hard.
* Don't want to disclose customer info.
* Don't want to disclose customer info.
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Hey this is Ralph Ballgoblin. Did someone mention me? Whats up? I've just been watchin saved by the bell re-runs and I'm on a commercial so i thought I'd check it out.
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That was me. I saw the post and I could not resist so now what I'm tinking about doing is having an online diary not journal. Diary, of Ralph P. Ballgoblin. What do you think?
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I think it works. You can at least go with it for awhile to gauge the response.
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im still laughing about the way that lady pronounced her name, the whole ralph p ballgoblin thing could be your alter ego. it would be funny 🙂
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Mrs. Rectalick came in a while ago and activated service. I had to bite my lip so hard when she told me that name.
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