so now my desk is the garbage can for you "gentlemens club" reciepts?????? and why do you think that all you have to do is walk in the store with your fist full of drug money and start spouting off your phone number and look at me with that stuid look like i know exactly what you want. people cant even say "hello i would like to pay my bill" they just walk in a think just because they oh just cause you walkerd through the door your infor just popped up on my screen.. go back to kindergarden and learn some manners.....
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You need to go back to typing class @sshole!!
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what i think i need is to go back to 3rd grade and re take those spelling tests!!! Fu@k Stick
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What you need to d is go kill yourself and shut up Gimp!
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if im such a gimp then why is your momma walkin with a limp.. bitch tits
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She broke her hip trying to find your small limp D@#$!
Fridge humper
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can i see you license and registration meow....
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that was stupid. Stop typing you MO MO!!! 👿
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I'm guessing you guys work together?
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This is an A B conversation C your way out of it 😉
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dont dip in the cup if you dont know wahts up!!! 🤣
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Let's hear some of the best Yo mamma's so fat zingers people. Remember's it's not for anyone to take personally.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she when out in the rain wearing her yellow raincoat, people would stop and yell "Taxi!".
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Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the weight scales, it says 'to be continued'
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your mommas so fat she has to wake up in sections!!!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on her 4" heels, they're flip flops by the time she gets out the door.
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Yo Mama's so fat... When she gave birth, the doctor said "where the hell is it!"
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yo momma's so fat...her favorite food is seconds
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cremzSep 11, 2006, 3:33 PM
yo momma's so fat I rolled over twice and..... was still on her
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Yo momma's so fat I hope she dies from heart failure and goes to hell where she has to sing uptown girl with hitler, Chris Farley and that guy from milli vanilli who hung himself that fake bastard..... thats what I think of yo momma.
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your mommas so fat it takes 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side....
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your mammas on her back so much the bottoms of her fat feet are sunburnt
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yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
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yo momma's so fat...the only thing attracted to her is gravity
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sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays!!!
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I'd belive you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
your mommas so fat after sex she rolls over and smokes turkeys!!
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your mamas so fat she uses a dvd player for a beeper
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but a dvd player doesnt beep?????????
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but yo mama is still fat
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