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okay...wtf

phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 2:48 PM
so now my desk is the garbage can for you "gentlemens club" reciepts?????? and why do you think that all you have to do is walk in the store with your fist full of drug money and start spouting off your phone number and look at me with that stuid look like i know exactly what you want. people cant even say "hello i would like to pay my bill" they just walk in a think just because they oh just cause you walkerd through the door your infor just popped up on my screen.. go back to kindergarden and learn some manners.....
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theycallmeanerd78

Sep 11, 2006, 2:59 PM
You need to go back to typing class @sshole!!
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:01 PM
what i think i need is to go back to 3rd grade and re take those spelling tests!!! Fu@k Stick
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theycallmeanerd78

Sep 11, 2006, 3:02 PM
What you need to d is go kill yourself and shut up Gimp!
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:03 PM
if im such a gimp then why is your momma walkin with a limp.. bitch tits
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theycallmeanerd78

Sep 11, 2006, 3:05 PM
She broke her hip trying to find your small limp D@#$!

Fridge humper
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:06 PM
can i see you license and registration meow....
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theycallmeanerd78

Sep 11, 2006, 3:07 PM
that was stupid. Stop typing you MO MO!!! 👿
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ralph_on_me

Sep 11, 2006, 3:09 PM
I'm guessing you guys work together?
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:17 PM
screw that dude
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theycallmeanerd78

Sep 11, 2006, 3:18 PM
This is an A B conversation C your way out of it 😉
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:19 PM
dont dip in the cup if you dont know wahts up!!! 🤣
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raycarroll70

Sep 11, 2006, 3:19 PM
Let's hear some of the best Yo mamma's so fat zingers people. Remember's it's not for anyone to take personally.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she when out in the rain wearing her yellow raincoat, people would stop and yell "Taxi!".
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rwilliams

Sep 11, 2006, 3:25 PM
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the weight scales, it says 'to be continued'
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:33 PM
your mommas so fat she has to wake up in sections!!!
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raycarroll70

Sep 11, 2006, 3:35 PM
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on her 4" heels, they're flip flops by the time she gets out the door.
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mmcrtcom

Sep 11, 2006, 3:27 PM
Yo Mama's so fat... When she gave birth, the doctor said "where the hell is it!"
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rwilliams

Sep 11, 2006, 3:28 PM
yo momma's so fat...her favorite food is seconds
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cremz

Sep 11, 2006, 3:33 PM
yo momma's so fat I rolled over twice and..... was still on her
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theycallmeanerd78

Sep 11, 2006, 3:35 PM
Yo momma's so fat I hope she dies from heart failure and goes to hell where she has to sing uptown girl with hitler, Chris Farley and that guy from milli vanilli who hung himself that fake bastard..... thats what I think of yo momma.
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:37 PM
your mommas so fat it takes 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side....
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:35 PM
your mammas on her back so much the bottoms of her fat feet are sunburnt
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rwilliams

Sep 11, 2006, 3:37 PM
yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
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rwilliams

Sep 11, 2006, 3:46 PM
yo momma's so fat...the only thing attracted to her is gravity
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tmbold

Sep 11, 2006, 3:40 PM
sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays!!!
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:43 PM
I'd belive you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

your mommas so fat after sex she rolls over and smokes turkeys!!
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tmbold

Sep 11, 2006, 3:44 PM
your mamas so fat she uses a dvd player for a beeper
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phoneguy45

Sep 11, 2006, 3:46 PM
but a dvd player doesnt beep?????????
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tmbold

Sep 11, 2006, 3:51 PM
but yo mama is still fat
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