Shop Talk
another idiot customer tale
Customer: I want some of my food for here and some of it to go.
Me: I'll have to ring that up as two separate orders.
Customer: Why?
Me: So that the disher knows which food goes on a plate and which food goes in a box.
Customer: That's a stupid rule and I hate it!
Me: I'm sorry, but that's the only thing I can do.
Customer: Fine. I want a cheeseburger combo meal for here.
Me: Is that everything on that order?
Customer: Yes.
Me: That's the only thing that you want for here?
Customer: Yes.
Me: [ring up, tell her the price, exchange money, etc.]
Customer: Then I want a fish and more to go. [It's the name of a combo.]
Me: Would you like a drink with that?
Customer: With one, but not with the other.
Me: You want two fish and mores?...
(continues)
Me: I'll have to ring that up as two separate orders.
Customer: Why?
Me: So that the disher knows which food goes on a plate and which food goes in a box.
Customer: That's a stupid rule and I hate it!
Me: I'm sorry, but that's the only thing I can do.
Customer: Fine. I want a cheeseburger combo meal for here.
Me: Is that everything on that order?
Customer: Yes.
Me: That's the only thing that you want for here?
Customer: Yes.
Me: [ring up, tell her the price, exchange money, etc.]
Customer: Then I want a fish and more to go. [It's the name of a combo.]
Me: Would you like a drink with that?
Customer: With one, but not with the other.
Me: You want two fish and mores?...
(continues)
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ok, so like this one time when i was working at Wendys (since when is fast food shop talk?) I had this one customer come in store after going through the drive-thru. Anyhow, apparently orders were mixed up or something (this is almost 10 years ago, I forget) and he dumps his order over one of the registers "I didn't order this." I almost lost my job yelling at this guy, trying to explain how his rudeness would not work here and that it was not the in-store's fault that drive-thru messed his order up. at 16 I had more sense than most dumbf!!ks on this ball of dirt.
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