Shop Talk

To the tune of Lil' Jon's smash hit "Get Low":

3, 6, 9!
Too many times!
This customer's called in,
yellin' and cryin'!
Boom!
He's a repeat caller
Rings us 5 times a day
Why does this guy bother?

By the window, by the wall (by the wall)
Til' blood pours from my eyeballs
I get retarded calls.
Can't wait til I eat, eat, eat, eat
Can't wait to eat, eat, eat some ham!
Can't wait til I eat, eat, eat, eat
Can't wait to eat some ham!

Keep in mind
Dude's got 8 lines
Needs his numbers changed
and phones swapped on five
Is this all I'll do all my life?
Supervisor says I need to calm down
Small things, shouldn't sweat 'em now
Want a good survey, can't threaten 'em now

I'm all up in my cubicle where I work
The guy next to...
(continues)