Shop Talk
Rajid
Me: Thanks for calling, my name is Steve. May I have your name please
Cust: (thick pakistan accent) My name is Geeves
Me:Jeeves?
Cust: No, Rajeeves
Me: Rajeeves
Cust: No, R-a-j-i-d
Me: Sorry about that Rajid, were you calling to set up new service?
Cust: Yes, but I'm in a hotel
Me: ok, so can I start by getting your zip code so I can make sure that you have good coverage
Cust: I don't know the zip code but I'm leaving tomorrow
Me: OK, so what is your permanant address
Cust: I'll be going to a hotel in Seattle
Me: Ok, so what is the zip code in Seattle?
Cust: I don't know but I won't be there long
Me: OK, so do you have a permanant home address?
Cust: Not really but I bought this phone from Walgre...
(continues)
Cust: (thick pakistan accent) My name is Geeves
Me:Jeeves?
Cust: No, Rajeeves
Me: Rajeeves
Cust: No, R-a-j-i-d
Me: Sorry about that Rajid, were you calling to set up new service?
Cust: Yes, but I'm in a hotel
Me: ok, so can I start by getting your zip code so I can make sure that you have good coverage
Cust: I don't know the zip code but I'm leaving tomorrow
Me: OK, so what is your permanant address
Cust: I'll be going to a hotel in Seattle
Me: Ok, so what is the zip code in Seattle?
Cust: I don't know but I won't be there long
Me: OK, so do you have a permanant home address?
Cust: Not really but I bought this phone from Walgre...
(continues)
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MY interpretation of that conversation..
Cust: yes, I'm a terrorist and can't call to get coordinates for this bomb
Rep: Yes let me transfer you to a fellow person in your regime that can help
Cust: Thanks, you american swine for your help
Terrorist Rep: Yes how can I help
Cust: yes, I'm a terrorist and can't call to get coordinates for this bomb
Rep: Yes let me transfer you to a fellow person in your regime that can help
Cust: Thanks, you american swine for your help
Terrorist Rep: Yes how can I help
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Infidel!!! I can't believe that you have uncovered my master plot to dominate the United States. Now I will be forced to kill you with a terrorist twinkie bomb!!!
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deepc said:
Infidel!!! I can't believe that you have uncovered my master plot to dominate the United States. Now I will be forced to kill you with a terrorist twinkie bomb!!!
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I knew it! Somehow you've got them all fooled with the buzz word 'out-sourcing' but not me.
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Haaa infidel,
I fooled you again. Our older buzz word among our sleeper cell was "out-sourcing" but in the midst of our new Jihad we have changed the buzz word to "Web with Value". Please do not tell any of your infidel friends.
Bwahahahahah 😈
I fooled you again. Our older buzz word among our sleeper cell was "out-sourcing" but in the midst of our new Jihad we have changed the buzz word to "Web with Value". Please do not tell any of your infidel friends.
Bwahahahahah 😈
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