Shop Talk
Sprint's Awfully Generous!
Cust: I only bought all these ringtones because the girl told me I had a $300 spending limit every month and she said they will go against the spending limit.
Me: The account spending limit is sort of like a credit limit, ma'am; $300 is how high your total charges can get before we will shut your service off. You have unlimited data and can browse the web as much as you like, but if you download something, it's going to cost you.
Cust: Oh, I thought Sprint gives me $300 to spend every month!
Me: That's...definitely not how that works, ma'am.
Cust: So you can't adjust that?
Me: (cannot believe the audacity of this woman) No, ma'am, those charges are valid.
Cust: OK, then. Thank you!
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I'm a 20-y...
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Me: The account spending limit is sort of like a credit limit, ma'am; $300 is how high your total charges can get before we will shut your service off. You have unlimited data and can browse the web as much as you like, but if you download something, it's going to cost you.
Cust: Oh, I thought Sprint gives me $300 to spend every month!
Me: That's...definitely not how that works, ma'am.
Cust: So you can't adjust that?
Me: (cannot believe the audacity of this woman) No, ma'am, those charges are valid.
Cust: OK, then. Thank you!
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It's more fun than the one I had about a week ago, requesting a refund of all 189 songs she downloaded on her old phone last year because the new phone wouldn't play them.
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don't you just love seeing some of the names of the songs people download? there was one i saw on somebody's bill, it was literally called "booty dew".
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I bet the big poofy tail twitching all about is a problem too. Any problems with dogs or cats trying to chase you? 😁
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I downloaded Lonely Island's song 'Jizz in my Pants' just to call Care and ask them why my bill was high.
"There was a song download."
-"What song? I didn't download anything!"
"Well, sir, it is on the other line on the account."
-"That's my girlfriend's phone. What did she download?"
"A song."
-"I understand that, what is the name of the song?"
"Umm... 'Jizz in my Pants'."
-"You WHAT?!"
"There was a song download."
-"What song? I didn't download anything!"
"Well, sir, it is on the other line on the account."
-"That's my girlfriend's phone. What did she download?"
"A song."
-"I understand that, what is the name of the song?"
"Umm... 'Jizz in my Pants'."
-"You WHAT?!"
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That is beautiful. My boyfriend used to work for DirecTV and anytime someone asked about a PPV porn they ordered, he made them say the title out loud, and then he would repeat it just as loudly.
"So what was the program you're looking for?"
"Um...um...*whispers* Horny Housewives Vol. 18."
"OH, I SEE. You want to know when HORNY HOUSEWIVES VOL 18 is on! HORNY HOUSEWIVES VOL 18 can be viewed on the PLAYBOY channel!"
"So what was the program you're looking for?"
"Um...um...*whispers* Horny Housewives Vol. 18."
"OH, I SEE. You want to know when HORNY HOUSEWIVES VOL 18 is on! HORNY HOUSEWIVES VOL 18 can be viewed on the PLAYBOY channel!"
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Dude, this lady had 7 PAGES of this junk. All titled "I'm That B*tch" or "Hatin' on a N*gga" or "That A*ss" etc. etc. etc.
I was overly thrilled one day to see one of my personal favorites, the Plies and Pretty Ricky classic "Get You Wet." If you haven't heard it, look it up. It's perfect for candelit nights with your favorite h0.
I was overly thrilled one day to see one of my personal favorites, the Plies and Pretty Ricky classic "Get You Wet." If you haven't heard it, look it up. It's perfect for candelit nights with your favorite h0.
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