Shop Talk
what's that you say?
you say you won't pay your bill?
you have me call customer service to dispute the bill, and you want me to tell them that you won't pay it? that you simply cannot pay them this money that they say you owe?
and you want me to tell them all this, but you also want me to tell them not to cut your service?
oh, what is that you ask? you want to know why i suddenly look a tad angry? a bit frustrated?
because. you need service but we need money for it.
i like getting my paychecks every other friday.
you have me call customer service to dispute the bill, and you want me to tell them that you won't pay it? that you simply cannot pay them this money that they say you owe?
and you want me to tell them all this, but you also want me to tell them not to cut your service?
oh, what is that you ask? you want to know why i suddenly look a tad angry? a bit frustrated?
because. you need service but we need money for it.
i like getting my paychecks every other friday.
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lol i wouldnt be able to keep a straight face if i had to deal with that in person...good thing im on the phones 🤣
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