Shop Talk
FML
there is a retarded one handed lady sitting in my co workers chair (who is off today) eating bugles and talking my head off. I hate this town. FML 😢
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I would tell her that the police will fine her for talking over the talk limit. That would confuse her.
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Tell her that your contract with (insert carrier here) requires you to charge per minute for the time you talk to a customer. $0.45/min should be plenty to get her to go away...
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