Shop Talk

“I’M ESCALATING!!” screamed Bob at the top of his lungs as he was driven in the back of the squad car to the police station. “Oh I’m sure you are buddy.” said the first cop. “You can escalate all the way to the top. You’re still going behind bars. Do you even know what ‘Public Disturbance and Exposure’ is?” the second cop asked. “I don’t have time to remember all these nonsensical laws!” asserted Bob. “Do you know who I am? I’m the CEO of Noodles of Oodles, and the American Consumer! I should be held responsible to laws that I don’t know!” The cops looked at each other and began to laugh. “Ignorance of the law is no excuse my friend.ââ...
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