Shop Talk

i dont look thru most customers pictures out of fear of what i might find. if its a hot chick around my age, then yea no problem, ill go thru em if shes having issues or something that warrants me to go thru em.


back on topic.....i had this huge fugly thing walk up to me a few weeks ago with phone issues. so she hands it to me and i flip it open to see that her wallpaper is her flabby, saggy, wrinkly stomach tits 😲


i almost threw up! it was gross!. i closed the phone, gave it back to her and said i couldnt fix it.

wtf? that was kinda nasty.

I helped a guy re-set his background to the animated cartoon of Santa and a rain deer, that was disturbing.

And some old guy with a picture of his OLD lady and him doing the OLD nasty.

just had this guy come in to do a phone book transfer and on his old phone his background is of him holding to huge ass rifles... kinda scary

more creepy than scary, but we had an older women who had her phone's memory (and 2 gig card) filled to capacity with pictures of some actor.. I can't remember his name.

But on the day she got her new phone, she was in here with three binders full of professional looking pics (as in the kind people sell, and she actually bought them) of this actor. and had us show her how to take pictures of them with her camera phone and put them as a wallpaper since she didn't have a computer.

I got a brand new phone, it was a motorola, and it had a picture of the asian people that made the phone. They took a picture of themselves. I could see the factory and everything it was pretty funny, they were on an assembly line.

This did not happen to me but to a coworker.. she had a customer come in and something was wrong with his phone... really trashy looking guy... she open the phone up and his wallpaper was woman's lower area packed full of hot dogs... the nastiest pic i have ever heard of....

Goatse. 😳

I had a very heavy set woman come into the store with her mother and her teen daughter. She had a blackberry and she wanted to transfer pics from the phone memory to her newly purchased SD card. I tried to tell her how but she insisted that I just do it for her.

Her mom and her daughter were casually browsing the store and the heavy set woman sat next to me.

I was seriously not expecting the graphic closeups of her most private parts in all the thumbnails. I was greatful that I didn't have to pull them up full screen to copy them. It was even creepier that her family members were standing only feet away and she obviously knew what I was looking at, but just sat there watching me copy each pic to her card.

Craziest thing I've gotten to see...man it'd wild. High-school aged girl (probably underage), had gotten her phone run over, flattened, screens broke, etc but the phone itself still worked. She gives the phone to her mom to bring to the store, so we grab the software and cable off the wall and start downloading stuff. Mom gets impatient and says she'll come back later.

We start downloading everything and not only does she have pics of everything, she actually took videos of herself playing with them.

Mom was disappointed when we told her that we couldn't get anything off the phone...but how much MORE pissed would she have been had we told her about what was on it??? What's confusing is why the girl would send the phone knowing what was...
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had a customer the other day with a lotus with bad bluetooth. so i had to replace it, and our cellebrite is broken, so i have to copy everything to mem card or bluetooth it over the broken bluetooth.

anyway, he tells me that he only cares about one thing being copied. its a video with 2 girls and a piano. its crazy 😳

once we got it on the new phone, he BT'd it to like 3 other customers at my kiosk 🤣

I had this one customer that was actually my apartment manager come in and purchase a phone from me. After I transfered her pics and contacts over I checked to make sure everything went through and saw a pic of her "area" with a bubble note saying "YOUR C*CK HERE". I never looked at her the same again.

The guy was dead, I found out from the customer after the issue.

We use to have this guy come in all the time to fix his phone and he always had some cartoon picture porn. Like popeye and brutis tag teaming oliveoil.

I had one guy who couldn't send picture messages so I was helping him out and the first picture I pulled up was him half way in his girlfriend's back door. 😳

I had a guy w/ a slide show of that as his screen saver. it only took me a couple frames of it to figure out what it was of...


I don't think I've ever wanted the menu to pop up so fast on a phone...

The craziest pic i can remember seeing on a cust phone was this girl naked with peirced nipples and a guy was snorting coke off her chest!