Shop Talk
I'm the reason for all your problems. I'm "The One".
I'm the employee that makes all the customers have so many problems.
I'm the one that adds 1,200 minutes they never used onto their bill. They didn't really talk that much. I just added them on because I'm mean and I'm out to get them.
I'm the one that didn't tell them about their activation and prorated bill. I love when people pay more!
Remember when the customer's teenage daughter racked up a bill for $12,000, all from texting? Well, I told them it was unlimited, even though it wasn't, just to f**k with all of you.
You know the customer that returns because they saw the same phone cheaper at Wal Mart? I told them to go to Wal Mart.
When their phone gets wet and they never got it around water - that's me and my "myste...
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I'm the one that adds 1,200 minutes they never used onto their bill. They didn't really talk that much. I just added them on because I'm mean and I'm out to get them.
I'm the one that didn't tell them about their activation and prorated bill. I love when people pay more!
Remember when the customer's teenage daughter racked up a bill for $12,000, all from texting? Well, I told them it was unlimited, even though it wasn't, just to f**k with all of you.
You know the customer that returns because they saw the same phone cheaper at Wal Mart? I told them to go to Wal Mart.
When their phone gets wet and they never got it around water - that's me and my "myste...
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Kick,
Thank you for all that you do.
Crap.
P.s. "my phone was never near water! Well, other than being in the bathroom when I shower. Does that count?"
"I've never gotten my phone wet! I mean, I've used it in the rain, but that shouldn't hurt it!"
Thank you for all that you do.
Crap.
P.s. "my phone was never near water! Well, other than being in the bathroom when I shower. Does that count?"
"I've never gotten my phone wet! I mean, I've used it in the rain, but that shouldn't hurt it!"
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I'm the one that created the rain. I actually took the battery door off just to make it easier for rain to hit the sticker.
I'm so sneaky.
I'm so sneaky.
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Nice.
I had a girl damage two phones. The cause... Talking in the shower. Were you the shower head?
I had a girl damage two phones. The cause... Talking in the shower. Were you the shower head?
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Nope - but I'm the one that made the shower head. I made it in such a way that the angle will shoot RIGHT into the place that creates water damage.
For the record, I don't know which girl you're talking about. I'm not supposed to shower with girls. My girlfriend gets angry.
For the record, I don't know which girl you're talking about. I'm not supposed to shower with girls. My girlfriend gets angry.
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You are also the reason that:
-Bush got in twice
-John Kerry has a huge chin
-Hicks marry their cousins in Georgia
-Ford, GM, and Chrysler are begging for a bailout
-Amy Winehouse needs rehab
-gays can't get married in California anymore
-Sarah Palin is still roaming the lower 48
-Rush Limbaugh can't get it up anymore
-The Republican party is dying off
-Britney Spears made a new album
-The Olson twins need psycho therapy
-Sprint sucks
-The stock market keeps tanking
-Oprah stays in business
-Verizon's coverage ain't what it used to be
-AT&T has such an ego
-For the deflation
-Hershey's chocolate sucks a$$
And finally, you are the reason I come on this website. LOL.
Love to love ya, baby.
-Bush got in twice
-John Kerry has a huge chin
-Hicks marry their cousins in Georgia
-Ford, GM, and Chrysler are begging for a bailout
-Amy Winehouse needs rehab
-gays can't get married in California anymore
-Sarah Palin is still roaming the lower 48
-Rush Limbaugh can't get it up anymore
-The Republican party is dying off
-Britney Spears made a new album
-The Olson twins need psycho therapy
-Sprint sucks
-The stock market keeps tanking
-Oprah stays in business
-Verizon's coverage ain't what it used to be
-AT&T has such an ego
-For the deflation
-Hershey's chocolate sucks a$$
And finally, you are the reason I come on this website. LOL.
Love to love ya, baby.
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So what your really trying to say is that you brought Bob into the world to rein terror on all the unsuspecting cell phone people across the globe?
You @$$hole
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You @$$hole
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Oh my god he's right! You are the agent version of BOB! I HATE YOU!
Haha
I think it would be appropriate to make a new Bob store based on annoyances of agents rather then customers.
Haha
I think it would be appropriate to make a new Bob store based on annoyances of agents rather then customers.
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