Shop Talk

Have a massive wang, and no how to use it. Check the lounge forum and you'll see even that has it's complications

What does this have to do with Shop Talk?

You could build her a cake or something...

Why would you ask a question like that in a sausage fest that we call Phone Scoop?

Look, if you're asking random people on the internet, who don't even know you, how to get a girlfriend, then you got bigger problems then dating advice can solve.

Grow a F'in pair, and ask some girl out.

Done|.

Off-topic posts like this belong in the Lounge forum.

Thank you.