Shop Talk
All to familiar
Intro...
Me 🙂 "So your deposit today will be... $500"
Customer 😡 "What the Feck?!"
Customer 😡 "Why in the Help is it so god-amned high"
Customer 😡 "I cant afford this!"
At this point all i can do is sit, watch and think to myself... "HAHA! Man, i dont know why your getting so mad. There is only two people in this room who have direct control over the outcome of this credit check... an you seem to be holding the magic wand. I know, maybe before you start swearing up and down at me you should start thinking about all those un-paid bills sitting at home. C'mon man, take a look in the mirror every once in awhile, clean yourself up a bit and come back and see me in a few years when your money is good here!"
Customer 😡 "So what ...
(continues)
Me 🙂 "So your deposit today will be... $500"
Customer 😡 "What the Feck?!"
Customer 😡 "Why in the Help is it so god-amned high"
Customer 😡 "I cant afford this!"
At this point all i can do is sit, watch and think to myself... "HAHA! Man, i dont know why your getting so mad. There is only two people in this room who have direct control over the outcome of this credit check... an you seem to be holding the magic wand. I know, maybe before you start swearing up and down at me you should start thinking about all those un-paid bills sitting at home. C'mon man, take a look in the mirror every once in awhile, clean yourself up a bit and come back and see me in a few years when your money is good here!"
Customer 😡 "So what ...
(continues)
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🤣 my favorite thing is when someone is past due and they cant upgrade because of it. they're all like "why cant you ovreride the system?" and i just want to say "if you have the money for the phone why dont you pay your bill instead?" of course i dont say it, but i want to.
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Sammy Kinnison:: 😈 😈
that is all. 🙂
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that is all. 🙂
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