Shop Talk
have you ever had a customer come on to you in the store..?
But, i worked at a cookie shop for a bit.
This totally gangsta kid comes up to me and wants a gay little pink sprinkle cookie. So, I get it out and put it on the scale (our cookies were sold by weight) and told him the price.
He threw a condom up on the counter and said "Yeah how that do for ya?"
"Sorry, you don't have enough. Have a nice day!"
But I have to tell them I'm gay 🤣
Unless its a girl of course
There is this one girl who goes around to only the wireless kiosks in the mall and flirts with everyone... even if its another girl... I thought it was a joke it was so obvious, at least until she was escourted away by security. She had been ban from the mall and had charges pressed against her and her father a few months prior. They tricked some guy into takeing her out, they proceeded to kidnap him and then mug him.
It was really uncomfortable the first few times, and I got really offended, but now I just let them think whatever they want to think, as long as they are putting cash in my pocket...
Honestly, I'd take that over an elderly woman (MUCH MORE UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!) any day...
Me: What can I do for you today?
C: Make a payment.
Me: Ok, can i have your cell phone number?
C: 🤤 Can I have yours?
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