Shop Talk
I hate you all.Sure you're not blaming me, you're just taking it out on me.
I shouldn't say that, it's horrible Karma, but after the 15th person chews me out because they phone that they just HAVE to have isn't there yet I really really mean it.
And the phrase "I know this isn't your fault but..."
Makes me want to beat somebody with a blunt object.
Sure you're not blaming me, you're just taking it out on me.
Bish
Batard
And you... new caller... GET OFF THE D@MN SPEAKERPHONE before I bludgeon you.
I wish that would put my idea as feature on the phones. If the customer is going absolutely insane, just press the special button and phone would dispense to the customer the emergency customer anti idiot pill. 👿