Shop Talk
Once again, I am sorry
I am sorry, Mrs Canadian, that Roger's wireless told you that you would have coverage here. I do not know why your phone doesn't work, and no, me reprogramming it probably won't help. No , Mrs.Canadian, I cannot FORCE it to work with Verizon't towers, as you suggest. As hard as you may find it to believe, I have no control about where your Roger's cell phone works. I'm sorry that you don't seem to understand what I am saying to you and that I am now just going to stare blankly at you until you leave.
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Oh hey, I speak Canadian a bit. Got a Canadian friend. Let me give it a shot...
I am sorry, ya old hoser, that Roger's wireless told you that you would have coverage here, eh. I do not know why your phone doesn't work, and no, me reprogramming it probably won't help, hoser. No, Mrs.Hoser, I cannot FORCE it to work with Verizon't towers, as you suggest. As hard as you may find it to believe, I have no control about where your Roger's cell phone works, eh. I'm sorry that you don't seem to understand what I am saying to you and that I am now just going to stare blankly at you until you leave, eh ya hoser.
There we go. Translated to Canadian 😁
I am sorry, ya old hoser, that Roger's wireless told you that you would have coverage here, eh. I do not know why your phone doesn't work, and no, me reprogramming it probably won't help, hoser. No, Mrs.Hoser, I cannot FORCE it to work with Verizon't towers, as you suggest. As hard as you may find it to believe, I have no control about where your Roger's cell phone works, eh. I'm sorry that you don't seem to understand what I am saying to you and that I am now just going to stare blankly at you until you leave, eh ya hoser.
There we go. Translated to Canadian 😁
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You should have started laughing at her. I mean like, really powerful, from-the-stomach type laughter. Pointing at her, and smacking your hand on the table/leg also would have been tolerable. Snorting caused from laughing gets you extra points.
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Not to mention, Rogers is a GSM carrier. If anything it would be roaming on ATT or T-Mobile's service, Not Verizon's.
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And yet, a few of the Rogers agents insist htat their phones roam on Verizon's network 😕 So every weekend, this comes up at least once.
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no, the cold and snow just froze their brains years ago and they are stuck under the permafrost
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