Shop Talk
You parent's didn't like you very much did they?
Her name was Chiquita... like the bananas.
That's all I think I need to say.
That's all I think I need to say.
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Sometimes I do too, sometimes I don't. I get some of the weirdest names and I want to ask "What was you mom smoking?"
There was a...
Star-Keisha
Another gal named...
Princess
and
Qweeny
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.
What the hell seriously!
There was a...
Star-Keisha
Another gal named...
Princess
and
Qweeny
.
.
.
What the hell seriously!
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I've seen/heard "Respect" "Honesty" "Desire" and "Patience" as first names.
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I once knew a guy named (editted) Sh1thead. It was pronounced Sha-thayd. Not to be racist, but it's always black people who come up with these weird names. >_>
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Almost always... I had a girl turn in an application at an old job Her name was Tequila. Hispanic girl. REAL hot!!!!! 😈 😈 😈 😈 i could have gone for several shots of that!!!
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The best/worst one I have ever heard of was one my brother came across, a young lady with the unfortunate name of (phonetic spelling follows) Vah-geen-a. The actual spelling was the same spelling as the V word for female genitalia. Can you imagine the look on her teacher's faces on the first day of school when they take role? 😳 Good lord, what were her parents thinking??
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my DM's legal name is Richard Pierce... he, however, goes by his middle name... wonder why?
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my brother went to school with L'monjello and O'ranjello Washington.
My customer last month: Dick (Richard) Clipper
My customer last month: Dick (Richard) Clipper
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