Shop Talk
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Custy: "Hi. Do you have any of those phones that you can make phone calls with?"
Kelli: *blank stare*
Custy: "The ones you use to call people on."
Kelli: "Uhhhhm... Nope. Not here."
Kelli: *blank stare*
Custy: "The ones you use to call people on."
Kelli: "Uhhhhm... Nope. Not here."
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As a matter of fact, I think we just got some of that kind of phone in! Its your lucky day!
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You know, I read about those on the internet! Do you know when they will be released? Will you be getting any in??
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Next time tell them that "those phones" were last produced in 1998, now all you can do with phones is listen to music, tv, clips, take pictures and film but never, under any circumstances can you call people with 'em. It just doesn't work that way.
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phones that work? I see you have displays, but they don't work do they? 🤣 Idiot! No I'm not going to take out a phone for you to steal! 😡
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Customer: Do you have a car that I can test drive before I buy it?
Salesman: What, are you crazy??? Idiot!!
Salesman: What, are you crazy??? Idiot!!
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How long have you worked in retail?
No story can be made up when it comes to dumb customers...
No story can be made up when it comes to dumb customers...
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5 years. That one is just too unbelievable. I have never heard a customer thats stupid.
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Yeah... I didn't believe it happened either. I'm still banging my head on my desk over it.
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Nice response.... I would have said the same thing... 😁 .
I's like feeding a tiger, You know it's a bad idea, but it sounds so fun.... lol
I's like feeding a tiger, You know it's a bad idea, but it sounds so fun.... lol
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