Shop Talk
Out Early
So tonight is the quickest I think we have closed the store so far, but not quick enough for me.
I would love to get out early as I am holding back the biggest Carlos (shi+) from a 10 hour shift after a night of heavy drinking. I would say I am choking off a turtle head but its more like I am squeezing off a garden hose if you know what I mean.
Needless to say I am ready to get out early before my guts get out early (in my pants).
Oh man, I am sitting here bouncing my leg while typing this and just fighting off the bubble guts.
Now find me two girls and a cup and I'll be ready to go!
I would love to get out early as I am holding back the biggest Carlos (shi+) from a 10 hour shift after a night of heavy drinking. I would say I am choking off a turtle head but its more like I am squeezing off a garden hose if you know what I mean.
Needless to say I am ready to get out early before my guts get out early (in my pants).
Oh man, I am sitting here bouncing my leg while typing this and just fighting off the bubble guts.
Now find me two girls and a cup and I'll be ready to go!
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🤣 Yeah boi! 🤣 You better seal your apple up tighter than a ticks ass, for the car ride home. 🤣
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Oh, I've seen worse believe you me. I used to look at consumptionjunction.com bfore it became a free porn site.
There was a video were two japanese couples (2 males 2 females) gave a girl an enema consisting of several raw eggs... Shesquirted it back out on to a hibachi grille along with some poop and they fried up agg and poo omlettes and they all sat around the hibachi and ate it while laughing and holding their noses...
There was a video were two japanese couples (2 males 2 females) gave a girl an enema consisting of several raw eggs... Shesquirted it back out on to a hibachi grille along with some poop and they fried up agg and poo omlettes and they all sat around the hibachi and ate it while laughing and holding their noses...
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That's probably one of the most foul things I've heard in a while. That's why I keep one of those "Will Return" signs around. If nature calls, I'm not going to fight it that bad. Even at the last store I worked at, I would go if I had to go. The problem with that store was that if you locked the door from the inside, you would have to spend about 10 minutes jiggling the lock to get the door unlocked again. It was the only way in and out of the store. It sucked...but I STILL locked it if I really HAD to.
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Oh...My...Fscking....God....
That was the nastiest thing I've seen lately.
I feel sick now. Thanks.
That was the nastiest thing I've seen lately.
I feel sick now. Thanks.
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