Shop Talk
hilarious( stupid coworker)
This is the funniest thing that has happened at work in a long time...
OK so we have this really dumb girl that works here and I'm not exaggerating when i call her DUMB...
she had to send a fax to our manager but she didn't know how to use the fax, so she asked one of our coworkers to help her. so he sends the fax and she wants the copy back. This is where it gets hilarious, he convinces her that a fax teleports the paper to wherever you send it. it didn't take very long for him to convince her that when she sends a fax the paper disappears and reappears wherever you send it. so she actually e-mails our boss to tell her that she needs that paper and that if she can teleport it back!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Our manager calls and is like ...
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OK so we have this really dumb girl that works here and I'm not exaggerating when i call her DUMB...
she had to send a fax to our manager but she didn't know how to use the fax, so she asked one of our coworkers to help her. so he sends the fax and she wants the copy back. This is where it gets hilarious, he convinces her that a fax teleports the paper to wherever you send it. it didn't take very long for him to convince her that when she sends a fax the paper disappears and reappears wherever you send it. so she actually e-mails our boss to tell her that she needs that paper and that if she can teleport it back!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Our manager calls and is like ...
(continues)
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Very nice. I had a girl that worked with me one time that actually asked the customer how to spell fox. No lie, you can't make up stuff that retarded.
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If it was for a customer's name, that's not completely stupid. I've seen some very weird spellings before. They could've insisted they spell it Faux or something.
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Yep, and it's pronounced differently, but that doesn't stop people from using it in a name.
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I've come across people who's last name is Fox but it's spelled with 2 x's rather than one. Pehaps that's why she asked for the spelling of fox.
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wow, I never knew God was such a dork. I guess you learn something new every day. 😁 😉
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kinda hard to superimpose some ones head when you don't know what they look like yet.
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I just thought of that....I could use something dated in the background.....Otherwise you wouldn't believe me.... 🙂
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The part were she asks her boss to "teleport" the paper back is awesome, lol.
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I had a rep, she was explaining our new GZONE phone to a customer. Now this phone is water resistant, dust resistant, and shock resistant.
She got the first two right, but when she was talking about shock resistant, she said that if you get electrocuted, your phone will be okay....
I don't think this is quite what the manufacturer meant..... 🤣
She got the first two right, but when she was talking about shock resistant, she said that if you get electrocuted, your phone will be okay....
I don't think this is quite what the manufacturer meant..... 🤣
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Had a girl (Blonde) I used to work with at Best Buy who had the intelligence of a pair of scissors..
One time, we told her to go in the basement and get the left handed hammer... we didnt see her for like a half hour.
Another time, we told her it was her turn to fill up the water fountain.. she put 3 buckets of water down the drain of it.
Good times.. good times.
One time, we told her to go in the basement and get the left handed hammer... we didnt see her for like a half hour.
Another time, we told her it was her turn to fill up the water fountain.. she put 3 buckets of water down the drain of it.
Good times.. good times.
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That almost sounds too outrageous to be true. Who in the world is that dumb?
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I used to work in the restaurant biz, and we would make the new busboys do all sorts of stupid crap. Go around and check all the floor tiles with a plunger(WE got in trouble when they actually found loose ones). We would tell them that the needed to water the slk plants, and go get firewood for the gas fireplace. They would spend the better part of an hour looking for the wood pile. They didn't want come back looking stupid when they could not find it.
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