Shop Talk

So just got another great customer.

Old man walks in. He smells like a piece of poo. Breathes like my Grampa. Has flies all around him. Looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

C: I'm gonna tell you what I want, and if you can't provide it, I'm just walking out.

(At that point, I wish he would have.)

M: Ok, I'll do my best.

C: I want a pre-pay. I don't want no GoshDarn voicemail. I'm sick of those GoshDarn beepbeepbeeps tellin me I have one.

*pause* Was that all he wanted?

M: Well, if you don't want voicemail, you don't have to have it. Let me go ahead and show you my coverage maps. Do you live here in town? Our prepaid is very local.

I present more things for him for a few minutes when he interrupts me.

C: I have a qu...
(continues)