Shop Talk
go away stalker
Customer: I think my ex changed her number, but I'm not sure. I keep calling and leaving messages, but I don't know if it's her number. If I give you the number, can you tell me the name on the account?
Me: I'm sorry, but unless the account is in your name, I can't release any information.
Customer: Well if it's not her number then I'm harassing the wrong person.
Me: Unfortunately I can't help you. Perhaps you could consider other means of trying to contact this person. I can't be of any further assistance in this matter.
Customer: OK...name your price.
Me: What???? 😳
Customer: Yeah...I'll pay you for the info.
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