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Got Jokes?
🙂 I am bored as usual and hoping to hear some new jokes. If ur anything like me u too could use a good laugh. 🙂
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Two friends one black, one white are having a heated debate. "I'm telling you God is black"! says the black dude. "Knaw, knaw, he's definitely white". So they go on and on all thru lunch, they leave the cafe and have a car wreck and die. Smoke clears, they both see the pearly gates, they take off running "He's black, I'll show you!""He's white, you'll see!" They get to the gates and they open up. God comes walking out... "Ola!Bienvinidos!"
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Now i know we all know blonde jokes...i have to say a couple just to tease my coworker.
How do u kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
What do u call a blonde in a freezer?
A frosted flake
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde go to the desert for a hike. They each decide to bring something and meet the next day. The red head shows up and says," I brough water in case we get thirsty." The brunette says,"I brought food in case we get hungry." and the Blonde shows up carrying a car door. She says," i brought this so in case we get hot we can roll down the window." 😁
How do u kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
What do u call a blonde in a freezer?
A frosted flake
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde go to the desert for a hike. They each decide to bring something and meet the next day. The red head shows up and says," I brough water in case we get thirsty." The brunette says,"I brought food in case we get hungry." and the Blonde shows up carrying a car door. She says," i brought this so in case we get hot we can roll down the window." 😁
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that was hilarious 🤣
waz up gringo69 here first time user usually here only reading keep it cool 😎
waz up gringo69 here first time user usually here only reading keep it cool 😎
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You do realize that the original post was posted in 2004! This is also refered to as necroposting! If you really want to introduce yourself look for more recent posts
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Mickey Mouse and Miney Mouse are in court getting a divorce... The judge says 'Mickey you want a divorce because you say Minnie is crazy?' Mickey says 'I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's FU(KING GOOFY!!!!'
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Ok... If you're Catholic, don't read...
anyway... how do you get a nun pregnant?
-dress her up as an alter boy...
anyway... how do you get a nun pregnant?
-dress her up as an alter boy...
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JJMcClain said:
Ok... If you're Catholic, don't read...
anyway... how do you get a nun pregnant?
-dress her up as an alter boy...
And here I thought you had no sense of humor 🤣
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Ok...
So what's the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of Pigmies?
-One is a bunch of cunning runts...
So what's the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of Pigmies?
-One is a bunch of cunning runts...
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i heard the pygmy joke a lil differently
Whats the difference between the circus(x games, whatever) and the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes???
one is a cunning display of stunts...
what did one condom say to the other??
"lets go to the gay bar and get sh$%faced!"
Whats the difference between the circus(x games, whatever) and the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes???
one is a cunning display of stunts...
what did one condom say to the other??
"lets go to the gay bar and get sh$%faced!"
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