Shop Talk
Caution: Extreme Bluetooth Radiation Hazard, Do not use without tinfoil hat...
Just had a customer come in, EXTREMLEY concerned about the "radiation" her cell phone is giving off via bluetooth harming her nine year old...
So I explained to her the bands that bluetooth works on, and how her son is exposed to them every single day...
The funny part is, she was EXTREMLEY disturbed that TV and Radio waves are very similar to the "Dangerous Radiation" coming off her bluetooth headset.
I almost thought about telling her about the HUGE ball of fire that emits radiation all across the planet...even when you can't see it. but I figured if I gave her such a description of the sun, she might seriously damage her kid's life, happiness, and mental health.
So I explained to her the bands that bluetooth works on, and how her son is exposed to them every single day...
The funny part is, she was EXTREMLEY disturbed that TV and Radio waves are very similar to the "Dangerous Radiation" coming off her bluetooth headset.
I almost thought about telling her about the HUGE ball of fire that emits radiation all across the planet...even when you can't see it. but I figured if I gave her such a description of the sun, she might seriously damage her kid's life, happiness, and mental health.
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🤣 She could just use the tinfoil hat she already has to block the alien mind control waves 🤣 🙄
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I was just about to say that!
I have a customer that comes in from time to time that has lined his baseball cap with tinfoil for just that purpose. He also has a tinfoil lined jacket that he uses sometimes when the "people" are looking for him by trying to detect his "signature heartbeat".
I have a customer that comes in from time to time that has lined his baseball cap with tinfoil for just that purpose. He also has a tinfoil lined jacket that he uses sometimes when the "people" are looking for him by trying to detect his "signature heartbeat".
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You have no idea! He sleeps in the crawl space of his house when the "people" are looking for him, and he's been known to stay down there for days at a time. Heaven forbid if the gas company, electric company or telephone company knocks on his door, or even is seen in a van driving through town, because he swears there's no such thing as any of those things, just cover stories for the "people"
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