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Best last name ever
i think that is one of the highlights of this job. seeing the crazy last names.
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yeah i kid you not one of my customer's last name lemealon....and she pronounced it "lemme alone" 🤣 it was strange.....but yours tops the cake.... 😎
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I really did have a Mr Butts and I made sure I used his name a few times
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I work with a girl named Butts.
She's getting married though so now it'll be Brown.
Lol
She's getting married though so now it'll be Brown.
Lol
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Yea,
I told her to marry me instead.
She's got a real nice butt too. 😛 That's what makes it so funny!
I told her to marry me instead.
She's got a real nice butt too. 😛 That's what makes it so funny!
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Hell no I know what the best name is.
This lady's name was suk mai kok. No F*kin joke. Thats a badass name.
Wats up lacy. haha you have to work all the way at the other store
This lady's name was suk mai kok. No F*kin joke. Thats a badass name.
Wats up lacy. haha you have to work all the way at the other store
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that is not a ****ed up name. im thinking of changing mine to that. Imagine how that would sound....( hello welcome to ******* wireless im suk mai kok) That would be nice
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HAHAHA Then you could change your name to Suk Yur Kok. youd get a lot more business than me.
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I had an customer by the last name of ****z activate a 3 line Fair and Flexible Family plan when I first started with Sprint. Daddy ****z, Mamma ****z and Little ****z all were quite happy with their Samsung A900s.
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One of our stores had a customer named Areola...for those of you familiar with anatomy, I think you would agree that a parent that would name their little boy Areola is quite twisted..
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Twisted....Areola? Did you just say titty twister in a more polite kind of way?
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🤣 Yeah, "honey, I think Areola is a pretty name. I don't know where I have heard that before, but I like it."
He probably murdered his parents and is a serial killer now...all because his name is base on part of a boob..."he puts the lotion on the skin...." 👀
He probably murdered his parents and is a serial killer now...all because his name is base on part of a boob..."he puts the lotion on the skin...." 👀
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🤣 when I found out about Areola, I was like why not go all out and name him Nipple? I also know someone that is a teacher in Ohio and he had a student named Cashmoneylove 😳
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There was a family of kids who went to my school- 2 brothers and one sister. Princess was the oldest (she played football on the Varsity guy's team, oddly enough). Prince- the second oldest. And Precious was the youngest of them. 😕
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i had a customer with the last name "butt", i could only imagine high school for that guy.
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I sold a phone to a guy who is last name was Hamburger (when I worked at Alltel).LOL. I thought that was kind a funny! 🤣
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How about Stankey-Wetland~? true story...
i was not craving that for sure!!!! 😁
i was not craving that for sure!!!! 😁
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Last Name: Ku
First Name: Thanh
Unfortuneatly, he appears to be on the do-not-call list.
First Name: Thanh
Unfortuneatly, he appears to be on the do-not-call list.
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Got a girl in our area, her name is Anajuiram...look closely, you'll figure it out.
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We have a customer whos name is Pinhas. Granted it's not spelled the same, but just try pronouncing it without blushing 🤭
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I once had a customer with the last name Kuntz. It was so hard not to laugh.
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Fuchs.
I had to ask them how to pronounce it before I called the credit department. The "U" is long...like University. The family was pretty much a bunch of losers so I wouldn't have been shocked if the "U" was short.
I had to ask them how to pronounce it before I called the credit department. The "U" is long...like University. The family was pretty much a bunch of losers so I wouldn't have been shocked if the "U" was short.
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I had a cust once whose full name was:
Kwa-Mega Supreme
Does that not sound like a value meal from taco bell? 😳
Kwa-Mega Supreme
Does that not sound like a value meal from taco bell? 😳
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I arrested a guy once whose name was Flynoid Snapper. Had the Social Security card to prove it.
Gotta wonder how drunk Daddy was to come up with that handle!
Gotta wonder how drunk Daddy was to come up with that handle!
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Ok so in the local phonebook here there really is a Heywood Jablome no lie....
But the original comment in this thread seems a little more racist than cheeky doesnt it?
But the original comment in this thread seems a little more racist than cheeky doesnt it?
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I sold something to a Michael J. Fox once. needless to say it wasn't that one!
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yea, him on a phone conversation would be hilarious.
me: hey mike how you doing
mjf: I' ------ am -- fi ---------
ho----- a---- ouu??
if you get this you rule
me: hey mike how you doing
mjf: I' ------ am -- fi ---------
ho----- a---- ouu??
if you get this you rule
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address:
20 Peace Pipe Way, apt 4
They didn't even get it, what a waste!
20 Peace Pipe Way, apt 4
They didn't even get it, what a waste!
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The best last name I've seen is Nutlouis. Still, nothing beats this combination of first and middle name: Anthony Tony. I'm not kidding.
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I had a guy whos last name was Douchette, and his drivers licence munber started with DOUCHER!
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My brother used to work at a youth challenge academy, which is essentially a last chance school for troubled teens. He had a young female student there by the name of Vagina (pronounced Vuh-gee-nah). Why in the world would a parent name their child that? It's no wonder the girl was one half-step away from being in the juvenile justice program.
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