BIG TRUCKS AND 'COOL 'PHONES
What is all this cool phone talk about? Do cool phones make the ladies go crazy? Is a cool phone like an extension of my Ding Dong? The cooler my phone the bigger my dong. Help me peeps I don't want to be left out in the cold with my dong in my hand. đ
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It's a status symbol? I don't know. I don't really care either. I just like the whole mp3 player/phone thing.
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Holy spectacular this is bigger then I ever imagined. I would love to be a status symbol. From my research studies it would appear I can only get a 'cool' phone through cingular. Is this true?
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gunny said:
Holy spectacular this is bigger then I ever imagined. I would love to be a status symbol. From my research studies it would appear I can only get a 'cool' phone through cingular. Is this true?
LOL. And now the sarcasm meter hits 12. đ
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gunny said:
What is all this cool phone talk about? Do cool phones make the ladies go crazy? Is a cool phone like an extension of my Ding Dong? The cooler my phone the bigger my dong. Help me peeps I don't want to be left out in the cold with my dong in my hand. đ
Gunny,
lol, I think you just set the record for number of times "dong" was used in a phone scoop post. Congrats, I'm sure you will relish this for ever and ever
Chris
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I'm sorry gunny, but if you're still using that old LG phone you activated a week or two ago.... that dong of yours is frozen and gone! đ˛
R.I.P. Gunny's Ding Dong... đ¤ âšī¸ đĸ đĸ đĸ đĸ
R.I.P. Gunny's Ding Dong... đ¤ âšī¸ đĸ đĸ đĸ đĸ
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Gunny, you've got it bassackwards. The cooler your phone, the smaller your dong. Look at the evidence:
20 years ago we all had bricks
10 years ago we all had candybars
Now all we've got is tiny little clamshells
20 years ago we all had bricks
10 years ago we all had candybars
Now all we've got is tiny little clamshells
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Everyone wants Black Phones.....cuz you know all black ppl have huge dongs đ¤Ŗ
Good thing you got that v325 eh Gunny, and don't forget you got that old school pull out antenna. Don't be taking your phone to a bar mitzvah đ¤Ŗ
đ John
Good thing you got that v325 eh Gunny, and don't forget you got that old school pull out antenna. Don't be taking your phone to a bar mitzvah đ¤Ŗ
đ John
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DeathAwaitsUsAll said:
Everyone wants Black Phones.....cuz you know all black ppl have huge dongs đ¤Ŗ
As a black friend of mine says frequently, "Thank god for the stereotype, it helps me score, even though it ain't entirely true." đ
Same thing for Latinos bein' suave and good dancers, and Italians being romantic & passionate. Sterotypes = helps guys score. đ
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WirelessZoneJerry said:
Damn, why dont white guys have a good stereotype?! đ
You do, its called "white guys have all the money." đĄ
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Thats right!
Now if they only would believe that... âšī¸
Thats right!
Now if they only would believe that... âšī¸
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