I might be a little facetious by saying this...but I am just waiting for Apple to start suing Carriers for having the same return window that they have. Afterall, they invented everything! Even the air you breathe!
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It's called the iAir. 😎
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and they sure invented bacon as well, so the iBacon. 🤣
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the name Carly.. so iCarly?
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iThought the same thing the first time iSaw the name of that show. iT was like, is apple trying to take over the world slowly ? The answer is probably yes.
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iT's a relief to know iWasn't the only one to notice that.
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Careful there, Apple might want to sue you for using so many registered iWords.
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x2Mar 12, 2014, 12:49 PM
ai ai ai !
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We'll have to call it the Ay!-Phone to avoid infringing their patents.
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In Canada it's called the 'Eh?Phone
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In tech support it's called the LamePhone
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When I was an undergraduate, I was (briefly) a computer science major, and we used to constantly mock Apple and the Mac, his was back before Steve Jobs return when Apple was even lamer than it is now, and was known and widely mocked in the media for a string of failures such as the Newton, and yet Apple people were still insisting that the Mac was perfect and one never has any problems with it......so we used to mock it by calling it 'the Jesus Christ computer'......and we used to constantly make jokes, whenever something wrong, the milk in your refrigerator goes sour, you slip on a patch of ice in the parking lot and break your leg, you get caught in the rain without an umbrella by saying 'that wouldn't have happened to you if you would jus...
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I would start calling it the "Adolf Hitler Phone"....as Jesus Christ is actually a pretty friggin cool cat. More fitting anyway.;)
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Well, the point was to mock Apple people's claims of how great the Mac is by saying that they are claiming that the Mac has achieved a kind of sinless perfection.... 😁
Although sometimes I like to mock the Apple faithful by saying 'if the Mac is as great as you think it is, how come they keep coming up with new versions?" If it really is as perfect as they claim, why are upgrades necessary? The sole purpose of an upgrade to improve a product, which must mean that there is some kind of flaw or limitation that needs to be fixed, right? So if there are no problems, why are upgrades necessary?
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yeah before Jobs came back Apple was pretty lame. But when he came back he and Apple took the world by storm. I mean before Jobs left Apple created the home PC market. The newton was ahead of its time. Sometimes that happens. Apple created the single purchase for music. Before Apple you would have to buy an entire CD for a couple songs that you want. Apple single handly created the MP3 player market. Nothing even came remotely close. The only thing that stopped that market is smartphones. Which by the way Apple created a whole new smartphone market in 2007 with the original iPhone. In 2007 nothing came close to the iPhone. Not Blackberry, not windows, not Palm. Apple destoryed Palm. Its a shame too because I like the Palm Pre. ...
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