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from the book of doodle-romony
little history for you all
did they write the tome of tracfone.
hasn't been confirmed by conventional sciences. the vatican says that the holy writ is compliments of the illuminati, and not the pansy medievil illuminati either. the b.c. kick your face in and crap in your mouth illuminati which eventually became the nights templar during the crusades, charged with protecting holy relics, most notably the tome of tracfone and the holy grail. there are some denominations that believe an ancient race of super shrimp wrote the books and set in motion a plot that would give man communication and make them feel to be t
Pauls epistle to the aztecs
and lo the pockets of christs robe glowed with a holy light and sound eminated from his body, and all who heard it covered their ears in fear and horror, for it was the sound of nokia. jesus raised the device from his pocket and placed it by his head.
and christ spoke: "yo. yeah...WHAT!? you're telling me i got to feed how many people at this party? all i got at the crib is some fish and bread, little bit of water. alright, i'll see if i can stretch it. see you there. peace out."
and the throngs kneeled by his feet and called to him begging for salvation, and jesus told them to follow, for there was a party at his pad.
Would somebody hurry up and Kill Tracfone?!?!?
Damn Tracfone has got another customer confused..Paul Harvey of radio fame has been victimized by Tracfone..He props them every time he is on the radio..
Can anyone save them?!?
Unknown stranger: I am amp'd mobile. i am here to save ray romano. TRY NOT TO DIE, AMP'D MOBILE IS COMING!
Juan: that's my line.
amp'd: (charging door) here i come YEHAAAAA...(grating noises)
Juan: it would appear as though amp'd just ran into the blender that was being brought into the house. the blender seems to be broken, amp'd seems to be a bloody mary. ANYONE GOT A CELERY STICK?
Mike (news anchor): Juan, what is happening at the house?
Juan: F*** you sitting up there making all the money while i'm sitting here watching a house with a phone, a F***ing phone holding a guy hostage. what the hell man, what the hell?
Kermit: (glazed stare) what the hell... i can't believ... piggy. i know she was a crazy b**** but, she had some sweet meat you know. and i was hungry. i ate her. i actually ate her, and not the way i used to. (crying)
Juan: yes, very sweet meat. good smoked. if the button doesn't move, we will have to see ray die. to which this mexican reporter says "meh."
OH MY GOSH!!!!
THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE PRE-PAID COVERAGE AT MY HOME GOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
What the f'ing h?
oh, and tracfone didn't cause El Nino......tracfone is El Nino
This Just In!!!!!!!!!!
His Emminency had this to say, "Due to the scrolls that have recently been unearthed and studied in Mesopotamia, the more accurate translation should be Tracfone. We feel that Tracfone conveys the sheer terror, demonic intent, and antagonism of the original scripture."
Anthropologist, Ned B Kanezzer, was quick to add, "We have yet to see how far this will extend into the Judeo-Christian and even Commercial cultures. Will the Trac...
bermuda triangle is the result of a tracfone being thrown over columbus's ship on his way to puerto rico
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