i also heard the ceo loves to dine on kitten head pie.
Urgent press release!
Juan: thanks mike, yes indeed the pig did charge the holdout and attempt to karate kick through the door. it didn't work. when she fell over with a broken leg, Tracfone took her into the house. it would appear as though he has cut off her arm. let's listen in.
Tracfone: Can you lick your elbow pork b****? cause apprently people would rather talk about that than save you and your miserable friends. (now beating piggy with her own arm) Lick it b****, LICK IT!
Juan: HEY TRACFONE! THROUGH ME SOME THIGH MEAT AFTER YOU GET THAT STUFF ROASTED UP! we...
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Juan: Thanks. it would appear as though Tracfone has gotten very desperate for attention in what it calls it's "forum". we are left to assume that is a gay reference...
Tracfone shouting over the chopper sounds: F*** you! I was going to be a forum contender! then everyone left! apparently finding out if the word *** (if this does get filtered, the word is a term for gay people)can be turned into asterisks is more important!
Juan: So yes it is a gay reference.
Police: Tracfone, put down the hostage and we won't harm your "forum".
Juan: Tracfone is bringing the hostage to the window. oh my God! it's ray rom...
turns out when you ruthlessly kill all your enemies and friends and users and such that noone comes to talk to you anymore
Scandal at the Top
Tracfone, the mobile communications giant, is the home to what can only be described as FCC liscenced organized crime. The upper eschelon of the management at Tracfone is like a guild of murderers, thieves, and blackguards. Atrocity after atrocity have been committed under their watchful eye and covered by their ever sinister hand. What follows are a few of the confirmed reports that Shallow Throat has relayed:
1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is...
my opinon- Bad things happen for those who wait. look at a skydiver who waited to pull the cord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i once had a tracfone.
that b*tch was cheatin on me wit my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!
(thats ****ed up ain't)
p.s. that bitch was burnin too!!!!!
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
exists behind TRACFONE? Dealing with them to
solve a problem is comparable to dealing with
Tracfone adds 10 customers for 2q....wooo hoo
wow they have the peanut phone