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MIKE3222

Dec 6, 2005, 7:35 PM

Who will die? VOTE NOW!

who should die if tracfones wishes are not fulfilled? kermit or ray romano? vote now!
19 replies
MIKE3222

Dec 3, 2005, 9:39 AM

is it true?

if i say tracfone in a mirror 3 times that a ghost will come out of it, steal my wallet and slap me?
9 replies
bubonic

Dec 7, 2005, 12:27 PM

puppies

is it true that all of the leather cases for tracphones come from little golden retriever puppies, once they get too old for cottenelle comercials?
i also heard the ceo loves to dine on kitten head pie.
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MIKE3222

Dec 6, 2005, 8:05 PM

Urgent press release!

it would appear that in an effort to retieve kermit, ms. piggy has broken through the barrier of federales (they were all sleeping under their sombreros) and charged the compound. to Juan we go

Juan: thanks mike, yes indeed the pig did charge the holdout and attempt to karate kick through the door. it didn't work. when she fell over with a broken leg, Tracfone took her into the house. it would appear as though he has cut off her arm. let's listen in.

Tracfone: Can you lick your elbow pork b****? cause apprently people would rather talk about that than save you and your miserable friends. (now beating piggy with her own arm) Lick it b****, LICK IT!

Juan: HEY TRACFONE! THROUGH ME SOME THIGH MEAT AFTER YOU GET THAT STUFF ROASTED UP! we...
(continues)
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fauxdemon

Dec 7, 2005, 11:44 AM

I dont like tracfone

at all
1 reply
fauxdemon

Dec 7, 2005, 11:45 AM

I hope this helps your activity

😎
fauxdemon

Dec 7, 2005, 11:44 AM

This forum is stupid

right
MIKE3222

Dec 6, 2005, 5:08 PM

MAJOR NEWS FLASH!

late breaking news from mexico, it seems as though tracfone has taken a hostage. at the seen is our hispanic reporter Juan.

Juan: Thanks. it would appear as though Tracfone has gotten very desperate for attention in what it calls it's "forum". we are left to assume that is a gay reference...

Tracfone shouting over the chopper sounds: F*** you! I was going to be a forum contender! then everyone left! apparently finding out if the word *** (if this does get filtered, the word is a term for gay people)can be turned into asterisks is more important!

Juan: So yes it is a gay reference.

Police: Tracfone, put down the hostage and we won't harm your "forum".

Juan: Tracfone is bringing the hostage to the window. oh my God! it's ray rom...
(continues)
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MIKE3222

Dec 4, 2005, 2:51 PM

Tracfone lonely.

😢
turns out when you ruthlessly kill all your enemies and friends and users and such that noone comes to talk to you anymore
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djdelay

Dec 3, 2005, 4:16 PM

Scandal at the Top

A very reliable insider source, whom this reporter shall refer to as Shallow Throat, has come forward with documentation and both audio and video recordings that will shock the world. It would not be an understatement to say that this may be the greatest scandal of all time.

Tracfone, the mobile communications giant, is the home to what can only be described as FCC liscenced organized crime. The upper eschelon of the management at Tracfone is like a guild of murderers, thieves, and blackguards. Atrocity after atrocity have been committed under their watchful eye and covered by their ever sinister hand. What follows are a few of the confirmed reports that Shallow Throat has relayed:

1. F.J. Pollak, president and CEO of Tracfone, is...
(continues)
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uglystick

Dec 3, 2005, 2:35 PM

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

US releases area 51 documents.....Tracfone has aliens built into the phones!!!! When you go to sleep they take all your undies and lick your tooth brush!!!! more to come.....
8 replies
G-rad

Nov 9, 2005, 1:35 PM

Bad

Good things happen to those who wait............Ain't that a load of bs!
my opinon- Bad things happen for those who wait. look at a skydiver who waited to pull the cord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 replies
professorhacker

Sep 11, 2005, 6:58 PM

"Units"

I'll never forget when my first ever boss in the wireless industry told me that it's real bad when you have to buy "Units" instead of minutes, just like Tracfone. What a great way to rip off all of our prepay drug dealers and old people.
2 replies
G-rad

Oct 18, 2005, 3:15 PM

.

.
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PIMPBILLSON84

Oct 22, 2005, 1:20 PM

i once had a tracfone.

i owned a really old big@$$ nokia.(but i loved her, size did'nt matter) it was nice to me for a day, then it started acting shady. it would drop calls, charge me 2 units per one minute, do all sorts of things that were just wrong to me!!!! then after giving it two months of my life i finally caught on,

that b*tch was cheatin on me wit my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!

(thats ****ed up ain't)
p.s. that bitch was burnin too!!!!!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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G-rad

Oct 16, 2005, 7:27 PM

WHY??????????????????????????????????

I finally figuered out what was up with motorolams550 TRACFONE had possesed him to act like a retarded Crack fiend.
1 reply
djdelay

Oct 8, 2005, 8:41 PM

WAR!!!!!

This humble ambassador from the noble republic of SoLink has been sent with a declaration of war against the tyrranical blood-state that is Tracfone. No longer will we stand by as you enslave your people and subject them to the absolute horrors that we all know are being committed. Tracfone is an affront to everything that the decent, hard-working, imaginary people of SoLink stand for. We may not be real, but at least we don't kill the people who are imaginarily using our service. My god man, you killed Kennedy!!!!! It will not stand. Beware Tracfone........SoLink is coming, and He11 is coming with us!
6 replies
beenthere

Oct 8, 2005, 2:37 PM

It Killed

I lost my cool in wal-mart because of the shi++y service and shoved it up the cashiers a$$ she died due to an infection 🤣
6 replies
speedywalk

Jun 20, 2005, 5:41 PM

I'm #1

I just wanted the 1st post.

Speedywalk
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
6 replies
medals

Aug 25, 2005, 7:49 PM

Corporate Who

Does anyone who TRACFONE is? What company identity
exists behind TRACFONE? Dealing with them to
solve a problem is comparable to dealing with
Oz!

Mikeym
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