Samsung SCH-A950

Ok, crazy question....I need a phone for professional use and I would much rather prefer a smaller phone but verizon seems to want to revert back to the days where the phones were so big and you had to carry a batter pack w/ you that i dont see me winning this battle! Now, i do like this phone mainly for the internal antenna and the fact that you can use the speaker phone w/ the clam shut but i cant repeat cant use this phone around my conservative work enviornment due to the fact verizon decided to make the god damn thing RED!!!! Does anyone know of a way i can change the color, i was goign to buy some nail polish and paint it but didnt think that would hold....any ideas (besides verizon actually coming out w/ a useable small professional...
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