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Good Morning Convergy's Rep's - JOKES
Q) How many Convergys Customer Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Can you tell me what kind of electrical system you're using? Okay. Now exactly how dark is it? How long has it been dark? Is it dark everywhere in the house or just in this one room? Have you tried the light switch?
Q) How many Convergys Escalation Reps does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Two. One to point out that it's the customer's responsibility to notify us when the bulb burns out, and one to deny the rerate.
Q) How many Convergys Team Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Eight. One to notice the burned-out bulb, one to schedule the potluck dinner, one to handle the coaching opportunity and five to point out the importance o...
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A) Can you tell me what kind of electrical system you're using? Okay. Now exactly how dark is it? How long has it been dark? Is it dark everywhere in the house or just in this one room? Have you tried the light switch?
Q) How many Convergys Escalation Reps does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Two. One to point out that it's the customer's responsibility to notify us when the bulb burns out, and one to deny the rerate.
Q) How many Convergys Team Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Eight. One to notice the burned-out bulb, one to schedule the potluck dinner, one to handle the coaching opportunity and five to point out the importance o...
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Senior Operations Managers
Unless you are Stewy.
Then it's Fire anyone who says that lightbulb is burnt out and needs to be replaced.
Unless you are Stewy.
Then it's Fire anyone who says that lightbulb is burnt out and needs to be replaced.
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THANKS, i likr to try and keep my fellow convergy rep's in a positive mood as we never know what might happen in this place. Welland Call Center
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