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Episode 6 Of The Adventures of Bob, The Typical "Cingular" Customer : Bob Calls The Electric Company
Ok, so I'm gonna wing it. From what I can tell, episode 6 was never completed, but was supposed to be Bob vs. The Utility Company. I believe this will be the first Bob story in over 2 years (I could be wrong, I really didn't look)
Don't kill me if it sucks.
Bob sat in his Barcalounger seat, wondering what that note his wife left him said. "Ehh, what does it matter, he thought, she probably left to go get me something for dinner or to pick up the laundry". She's been getting lazy since he bought her that new dish washer. Haha, he chuckled to himself. He really didn't 'buy' that dishwasher. The saleswoman was in tears when he threatened to take all his business, and the business of all his co-workers to another store. All he really...
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llamaOct 13, 2008, 3:06 AM
Don't bother. None of it is funny.
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Nothing makes Llama laugh. In fact, the ONLY thing Llama is good at is ridicule and sarcasm. So if you want some negative old fart who has no life dumping on you, call Llama.
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I do call Llama, but he only asks me what I'm wearing and whether or not I like peaches.
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Here you go again Llama...
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I snorted and coffee came drooling out of my nose! You captured the classic Bob the Cingular customer, Bravo! 😁
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🤣 This reminds me of the old days, Bob was the main reason I started reading the phone scoop forums
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*BUMP* Just to boost my ego. 😁
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llamaOct 14, 2008, 1:17 PM
And it's still stupid...ie. not funny.
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Made the time pass at work, I like.
May I have some more please? (said in an english accent)
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Agreed. We need some more Bob in our lives.
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That was amazing. "I am a paying customer so I deserve free service!" I love when customers say things like that, it's such an oxymoron... emphasis on "moron."
More please!
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