Shop Talk
best insurance replacement story I've heard yet (longish)
my coworker used to work for this One Cellular company and one of his customers wanted to cancel five lines of service after only 2 months (at $20/line/month: total $2200) if they wouldn't insurance replace his Nokia 6100 because of the moisture damage it suffered.
As most of us know, that phone's vibration is quite strong, which is one feature he wanted when he bought it. Turns out that the strong vibration wasn't being used for call notification in a falirly loud environment or for during meetings. At least not business meetings. He was using it as a sex toy on, or rather IN his wife, and he wants it replaced because it did not vibrate like it had before.
the story came out because there was some moisture in the keys, and the cu...
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As most of us know, that phone's vibration is quite strong, which is one feature he wanted when he bought it. Turns out that the strong vibration wasn't being used for call notification in a falirly loud environment or for during meetings. At least not business meetings. He was using it as a sex toy on, or rather IN his wife, and he wants it replaced because it did not vibrate like it had before.
the story came out because there was some moisture in the keys, and the cu...
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pretty keeley that was a dumb question... if u frequent these forums and read all the stories through here u should realize how dumb people are
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I just have to wonder what kind of perverted chick would let her husband shove a phone in there. First of all, if he knows what he's doing, she shouldn't need anything extra. If she likes extra stuff, they make products designed just for that, and waterproof at that. People are messed up.
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And most of those, even the waterproof and cordless kinds, cost a hell of a lot less than a new freaking cell phone! Also, they don't require a contract to use them.
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Neither does a cell phone and it has to have a monthly service plan...
Neither do most men! (Not fair, mine actually does... the previous one did not, nor did my brother when he lived with me... he just piled up more and more for ME to take out.)
Neither do most men! (Not fair, mine actually does... the previous one did not, nor did my brother when he lived with me... he just piled up more and more for ME to take out.)
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I would enthusiastically cancel his service and ask him to kindly remove his biohazardous material from the store.
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any otaku on the boards know what im saying when i say "lay off the 'night shift nurses' hentai"
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My husband talked me into watching that with him, and I haven't been the same since. *shudders*
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PhoneyName said:
My husband talked me into watching that with him, and I haven't been the same since. *shudders*
Try watching Anal Sanctuary!
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That's what I thought... and the sad part is I've spent the last two days going "Why and how would you use a phone for sex? Had to be kinky!"
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