Shop Talk
what are the best analogies?
But I've been with the company for xx years!
[[How long have you been shopping at (insert grocery store or gas station) for? I'm sure a lot longer, but they don't give any special deals.]]
or
There's a warranty on it right? (liquid damage)
[[Your car has a warranty, but if you drive it into a lake, they won't fix it for free, that's what insurance is for.''
or
I have insurance, so why can't I get one now?
[[Your car has insurance, but if it's stolen you can't go to (insert car manufacturer's name) and get a new car that day, you have to go through the insurance, they might even give you something to use in the mean time.]]
or
It was broken for twenty days, can i get ...
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When you buy groceries, don't you pay for them before you eat them?
I hate this one, customers make no sense when it comes to cell phones.
when people get upset that they can't get a new phone sooner than their 2 year upgrade i get really annoyed...
say there was a computer company where you could buy a computer on a two year contract for their internet service and you could upgrade your computer in 2 years... that's would be awesome! Cell phone companies actually offer this when no other industry (that i know of) does... so don't bark at me because the razr you got in september sucks... as far as i'm concerned having an equipment upgrade at all is awesome.
Customers ask why they can't get a prorated amount off the phone.
I tell them it would be too complicated to price phones that way, and you'd still be paying almost full price because you just got your phone three months ago. If we did it that way, you'd get a $6.25 discount per month, so you'd only be saving $18.75 anyways.
You know sir/ma'am, you've got more excuses than a battered woman.