Shop Talk
So, uh... really uncomfortable moment.
This guy came in yesterday and talked to me for hours about how he needed to upgrade his 19-year-old daughter's phone. After all the talking I did with him, he finally just decided he'd let her come in and pick out a phone.
He left, took a business card, and I assumed he'd probably never be back.
Dead wrong.
He came back today and started looking at phones again.
Me: "Oh so you're back eh?"
Him: "Yeah, my daughter is in (store name here), she'll be right out.
Daughter walks up...
Daughter: "Shane! (with glee) Where have you been?!"
Him: "You know Shane?"
(At this point I don't know how to say anything -- let's just say his daughter and I did a Kentucky Derby impression, without the horses.)
Her: "Hell ...
(continues)
He left, took a business card, and I assumed he'd probably never be back.
Dead wrong.
He came back today and started looking at phones again.
Me: "Oh so you're back eh?"
Him: "Yeah, my daughter is in (store name here), she'll be right out.
Daughter walks up...
Daughter: "Shane! (with glee) Where have you been?!"
Him: "You know Shane?"
(At this point I don't know how to say anything -- let's just say his daughter and I did a Kentucky Derby impression, without the horses.)
Her: "Hell ...
(continues)
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You should get a video of your stand up routines done and have them uploaded to a site so you can showcase your talent. Look what happened to Josh Blue of Last Comic Standing.
Save a horse. Ride a cowgirl!
Save a horse. Ride a cowgirl!
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smorris said:...
This guy came in yesterday and talked to me for hours about how he needed to upgrade his 19-year-old daughter's phone. After all the talking I did with him, he finally just decided he'd let her come in and pick out a phone.
He left, took a business card, and I assumed he'd probably never be back.
Dead wrong.
He came back today and started looking at phones again.
Me: "Oh so you're back eh?"
Him: "Yeah, my daughter is in (store name here), she'll be right out.
Daughter walks up...
Daughter: "Shane! (with glee) Where have you been?!"
Him: "You know Shane?"
(At this point I don't know how to say anything -- let's just say his daughter and I did a Kentucky Derby impression, w
(continues)
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