Shop Talk
last years gem
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 5, 2002
RE: Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place
on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill
House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small
band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be
surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree
will be lit at 1:00pm . Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at
that time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of
gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! A
special announcement will be made by our CEO at ...
(continues)
"What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the
Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during
daylight hours. There goes the party!"
is the best... hahahaha 🤣