Shop Talk
jokes
You're a bad customer
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.
You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes.
You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are.
You return the coffee because it's too hot.
You order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).
You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.
You get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven't sold one in over 20 years.
If you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20
You think the Pr...
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You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.
You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes.
You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are.
You return the coffee because it's too hot.
You order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).
You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.
You get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven't sold one in over 20 years.
If you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20
You think the Pr...
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You know you have a bad couple as a customer when they...
opt for the $60 family plan with the least amount of peak minutes and comes back a month later ranting and raving about a $180 bill.
take up a half hour of your time about new service, go activate their phone service later that same day at Best Buy and then come back to you to learn a bit about their new service and phone.
swear up and down that they never access the web from their phone yet have a bunch of downloaded applications, their picture in/out box have a ton of XXX photos of them with someone other than the person with them.
come into your store 5 minutes prior to closing and drill you on the latest phones, products and services being offered.
fails to observe ...
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opt for the $60 family plan with the least amount of peak minutes and comes back a month later ranting and raving about a $180 bill.
take up a half hour of your time about new service, go activate their phone service later that same day at Best Buy and then come back to you to learn a bit about their new service and phone.
swear up and down that they never access the web from their phone yet have a bunch of downloaded applications, their picture in/out box have a ton of XXX photos of them with someone other than the person with them.
come into your store 5 minutes prior to closing and drill you on the latest phones, products and services being offered.
fails to observe ...
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How shi*ty is that ? how many times a day do you have to spit that mouthfull out
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thank you for calling spit together with nexhell ,how can I f#$%^^ help you? 😁
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"fewest dropped calls of any carrier" BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA the dude that came up with that one is a genius.
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Amusing, but I'd disagree with the first one. People that get into the express lanes with more than the allowed number of items are irritating. It's rude and they're generally just trying to avoid the longer lines. Granted, one item isn't such a big deal but you see people do this with 15-20 items and they deserve to be smacked.
When I was cashiering at Target I was frequently on the express line. The express lanes were VERY clearly marked as such, so there was no excuse. People would always come up with a cart full of like 30-40 items anyway though. I would let them wait in line until it was actually their turn and they had all their stuff on the counter and then turn and be like "Oh....sorry, this is an express lane. You'll have ...
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When I was cashiering at Target I was frequently on the express line. The express lanes were VERY clearly marked as such, so there was no excuse. People would always come up with a cart full of like 30-40 items anyway though. I would let them wait in line until it was actually their turn and they had all their stuff on the counter and then turn and be like "Oh....sorry, this is an express lane. You'll have ...
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