Shop Talk
Why would you ask something when the answer is that obvious?
I just had a guy walk up and point at the Pantech c300 phone that we have on display and say "Is that phone really pretty small?"
Are you serious? You're looking at it. It's f*cking tiny. Have you ever seen a phone that small before? It's like half the size of any of the other phones in the display case with it. Dumbass.
Are you serious? You're looking at it. It's f*cking tiny. Have you ever seen a phone that small before? It's like half the size of any of the other phones in the display case with it. Dumbass.
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You mean like, "Are you closing?" As I am putting the phones in my kiosk away and all the lights are off...."No you f@%$#^ing idiot, I just really don't feel like making any more comissions today, I am just going to sit in a dark kiosk for the rest of the night...OH and the fact that the rest of the mall is closed shouldn't be a clue either!"
Oh, the things i wish I could say...
Oh, the things i wish I could say...
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Or when you work in a store and the gate is down and locked while you're counting out the register and someone rattles the gate and screams "Are you closed!?". Good stuff.
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I've had people that literally see me pulling the gate down and run and dive and roll under it like something out of Indiana Jones. They stand up and say, "Good, I made it!" I look at them and say "Congratulations. We're closed, so you have to leave". They always look so disappointed, as if somehow the fact that they dove under the gate somehow makes it OK for them to be there...
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I find it annoying that people don't know the differences between 'account' 'plan' and 'contract' and 'ass and elbow'. It REALLY irritates me when someone comes in to upgrade a phone then gives me the number for the 'main' line (like they would know what that is anyway!). I mean, I would just never do that even if I had worked here before. God. People are annoying me today!!!!!
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I like to open 10 minutes early, and everytime a person comes in and looks at their watch and asks, "Are you open yet?" I will walk outside and look at the lighted "we're open sign" walk back in and say, "yup, I guess we are"
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Sorry but someone had to say it.
The answer to your question is painfully obvious. 🤣
The answer to your question is painfully obvious. 🤣
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