Shop Talk
my favorite question....
customer walks in approaches counter....
asks...
"where your phones?"
uhhh....i like to keep them outside by the backdoor just so you won't find them
asks...
"where your phones?"
uhhh....i like to keep them outside by the backdoor just so you won't find them
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I get that one a lot too, along with this one:
"Do you guys sell phones here?"
"Do you guys sell phones here?"
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I get that one daily. People don't expect phones to be clearly labeled, with banners above them, and at eye level.
I love it when I tell people I can only take payments with debt or credit card, and they reply with, "Well what DO you do here?"
"I train monkeys to fly out of my rectum into space."
I love it when I tell people I can only take payments with debt or credit card, and they reply with, "Well what DO you do here?"
"I train monkeys to fly out of my rectum into space."
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Oh no, don't tell me we're competing.
I hope we're not in the same market. I wanted to have a lock on this industry.
I hope we're not in the same market. I wanted to have a lock on this industry.
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