Shop Talk
This is a new one...
As i was thinking of a clean one he just randomly said this:
The bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
Now me personally have mixed feelings on Chuck. Yes he is really over-hyped and now in hot topic stores (shrudders) but he is pretty good at martial arts and it takes a man to wear a freakin trenchcoat in texas weather.
anyhow thats besides the point, i thought it was funny, made me laugh and it made my day. anyhow know ne other chuck norris jokes? I'll list acouple of my favorites...
Chuck norris went to the virgin islands. they are now just the islands.
Chuck norris doesnt wear a condom because t...
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "C...
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and www.chucknorrisfacts.com i know u might not reach it but go there sometime, like 12 pages full!!!
and some more!
Chuck norris doesnt teabag ladies, he potato sacks them
Chuck norris is a noun AND a verb.
When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris
ill research it when i go home in a few, any actors in mind? what do u suggest?
And while we're at it...
Did you know that Chuck Norris actually lost his virginity before his dad did?
lets keep it going!
chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
chuck norris went to the virgin islands. they are now just the islands
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass... at night!
there was no bomb dropped on heroshima. Chuck norris jumped out of a plane and hit the ground with his fist.
Chuck norris let the dogs out.
My personal favorite has to be:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 😁
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris...
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
one of my favorites:
Chuck Norris doesnt ask girls out. He just says "now"
That one absolutely kills me. 🤣 🤣 🤣
The helicopter was invented after someone saw chuck norris doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.