Shop Talk
cure for crying kids
I hate when i have a little crying kid in my store so I have a little candy dish with hard candy. I figure he'll either shut up or choke either way problem solved
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At the very least you're teaching the kid to cry for candy, hopefully it's a lesson he takes home to mommy and uses the rest of his life... on his mom. Good plan right?
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it also helps it you give them a pat on the back as they're eating the candy.
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You could just hit them in the head with a hammer until they stop crying. That normally works too. 😁
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We have phones that demo Vcast in the store. I just put on some Dora the Explorer for the little brats and the sit in awe at the little screen. Great sales tool as well!
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Or leave sticky finger prints all over you phone displays, phones, counters, and windows. I wish parents would just be parents. If you don't like watching kids while you're shopping around, don't take them! Better yet, don't like being a parent? Stop having kids!
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That would require some responsibility and control on their part. What are you asking man!?!?? That's insane.
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I know, I'm sorry. It was rather foolish of me to expect that of someone. I apologize.
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