this young guy comes in the other day who doesn't speak much English needing to call his home in Kazakhstan. he's convinced he needs to buy a post-pay plan, so we show him some plans with some phones. my associate is handling it just fine, but as i listen, i realize he is going to be calling home a lot. so i ask him how often he is going to be calling overseas. he barely understands us, and we barely understand him, but we figure out he is going to be calling a lot because it's been a long time since he's had a phone.
i feel sorry for the guy and point him instead to the prepay phones. i figure i can save him a lot of money, so we agree and i ask him for his license to get started. "i haff passport from Kazakhstan." "no license or stat...
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thats what you get for being nice
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boraat strikes again (is that his name?)
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YEAH BORAT!! i wish. i would give him phone for to bring happy to beloved country of kazakhstan.
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This must be the funniest thing I have heard all day.
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đ i must cal Krakozya. You let me use ur phone please sir.
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^ that's how he talked! nice guy, i just didn't realize he would bring little russia in with him because of phone card starvation. âšī¸
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It's your duty as an American to report them to the DHS.
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đ Yeah but then who will fix my Audi???
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You shouldn't be driving foreign made cars. You're undermining our economy.
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LA MIGRA!!! oh wait, that's for the mexicans
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Yeah, but they are soooooo much nicer, plus the chicks love it. hmmmmm , pull up to the club in a new Audi A6
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Or RS6 đ¤¤
Or M5.
I think I just peed my pants!
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Yeah, but sadly both of those were a little out of my rage. đĸ But I will say that I am highly impressed with the A6. The handling isnt as tight as my 2003 A4 was , but it holds its own and has that grown and sexy look to it đ
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