Shop Talk
Depths of Stupidity
Some people have trouble with simple questions. He was one of them.
"Will the free shipping be alright?"
"The address is..."
I'm not on the screen for the address, all I want is a yes or no answer. That's it. Just yes or no.
"Is your ID card a drivers license?"
"It's 66666666."
"No no, just Is It a Drivers License?"
"It's 666..."
"So that's a yes? It's a Drivers License?"
"Yeah, it's 66..."
"I'm not quite ready for the number, I need to know what state first please."
(this in one breath) "It'stexasdriverslicence66666666."
"So that was State of Texas?"
"66666666"
"That was 6666 6666?"
"Yeah."
It would take half as long, you twit, if you did it the way I asked for it, because I can't get it to...
(continues)
"Will the free shipping be alright?"
"The address is..."
I'm not on the screen for the address, all I want is a yes or no answer. That's it. Just yes or no.
"Is your ID card a drivers license?"
"It's 66666666."
"No no, just Is It a Drivers License?"
"It's 666..."
"So that's a yes? It's a Drivers License?"
"Yeah, it's 66..."
"I'm not quite ready for the number, I need to know what state first please."
(this in one breath) "It'stexasdriverslicence66666666."
"So that was State of Texas?"
"66666666"
"That was 6666 6666?"
"Yeah."
It would take half as long, you twit, if you did it the way I asked for it, because I can't get it to...
(continues)
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It's ok for her to complain because she is Nikoletta... 😁
Plus, if we can get thesse people to stop doing dumb stuff we'll stop complaining... 😉
Plus, if we can get thesse people to stop doing dumb stuff we'll stop complaining... 😉
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And if people like Nikoletta would stop complaining I would not have any interesting stories to read while I am wasting away during my neverending shift everyday. Complaining about our dead end wireless jobs on phonescoop is the only therapy we get. Or can afford for that matter. 🙂
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and the balance of the would would be thrown out of wack, sending earth on a neverending spiral out of control crashing into the sun.
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