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Cigee

Apr 21, 2006, 12:44 PM
😳 A guy called to tell me that his earpiece isn't working with his new Samsung. He says he just got the phone two days ago. I said ok whats wrong and he told me he thought it had a short. Then he said "You know where the male part goes into the female part, well it seems lose." 😳
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aemsafd

Apr 21, 2006, 12:46 PM
Between buying salads and fixing headsets, it sounds like you're having a great day.
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Cigee

Apr 21, 2006, 12:50 PM
I know, right? I feel like I should be holed up in my bedroom watching porn and eating cheetos. Then maybe things would make sense. 🤣
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aemsafd

Apr 21, 2006, 12:51 PM
Cigee said:
I know, right? I feel like I should be holed up in my bedroom watching porn and eating cheetos. Then maybe things would make sense. 🤣

I feel like that all the time. But I never get to do that as much as I want to.


Tell me, what kind of porn do women like to watch?
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Cigee

Apr 21, 2006, 12:53 PM
I have no idea. I don't really watch it. Unless I run across some soft on HBO and then I just laugh at it.
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aemsafd

Apr 21, 2006, 12:54 PM
Cigee said:
I know, right? I feel like I should be holed up in my bedroom watching porn and eating cheetos. Then maybe things would make sense. 🤣

You sure? Because I'll provide the cheetos.
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Cigee

Apr 21, 2006, 12:59 PM
On second thought........
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aemsafd

Apr 21, 2006, 1:03 PM
Cigee said:
On second thought........

Go on.....
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axess_denied

Apr 24, 2006, 4:49 PM
🤣

You left yourself open for a barrage of good comments. 😉
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Vox Dei

Apr 21, 2006, 2:58 PM
I went out with this one girl that had more porn than anyone else i know. She had all sorts of stuff (except nothing lesbian). It was a really good 6 weeks 😁. I've noticed that women don't seem to like lesbian porn. Even my lesbian friends don't like lesbian porn which i found really odd. oh well i don't make the rules.
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aemsafd

Apr 21, 2006, 2:59 PM
Do you have her number?
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Vox Dei

Apr 21, 2006, 3:05 PM
That was a few years ago. It was a great rebound 😁. Not sure if her number still works. I'll have to give her a call now that i'm single again 😁
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aemsafd

Apr 21, 2006, 3:05 PM
Good Luck man. At the very least, try to borrow some of her porn.
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DarkStar

Apr 21, 2006, 6:33 PM
Um... I don't see the problem with that. That sounds normal to me. The jack is the male and the plug is the female. Whats wrong with that?
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asp_tmob

Apr 24, 2006, 3:00 PM
Well, it's the other way around, the plug is the male, and the receptacle is female. While it sounds silly, common electrician jargon refers to all plugs as "male" connectors, and the receptacles/jacks as the "female" connectors. Go into Radio Shack and ask for a "Male to female" or "male to male" or "Female to female" cord, and no one giggles.
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granteezie

Apr 24, 2006, 4:19 PM
i'm giggling.
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aemsafd

Apr 24, 2006, 4:21 PM
asp_tmob said:
Well, it's the other way around, the plug is the male, and the receptacle is female. While it sounds silly, common electrician jargon refers to all plugs as "male" connectors, and the receptacles/jacks as the "female" connectors. Go into Radio Shack and ask for a "Male to female" or "male to male" or "Female to female" cord, and no one giggles.

Thats cause we're all virgin nerds, and only want to impress you with our knowledge and maturity.
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Ask The Shack

Apr 24, 2006, 5:05 PM
When I worked at RadioShack, and someone asked me for a gender change, I would tell him/her that he/she needed to see a doctor. They never got the joke, but I guess that's why they came into RadioShack....

RadioShack sucks, just a little FYI 🙂
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MIKE3222

Apr 24, 2006, 3:03 PM
nothing out of the ordinary. common way to describe those pieces.
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Cigee

Apr 24, 2006, 4:46 PM
Ok well I have never heard it explained that way and I still think it sounds a little dirty. He was creepy sounding as I remember and I couldn't help but go speechless. Believe me, I know what the female part and the male part are and it's correlation is eerily similar to um....body parts corresponding to the gender......
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aemsafd

Apr 24, 2006, 4:47 PM
It is a standard- but generally you have to not think about the human equivalents, just the two basic parts.

So did you enjoy your untossed salad?
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Cigee

Apr 24, 2006, 4:48 PM
Hahahahahahaha!!!! 🤣
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Vox Dei

Apr 25, 2006, 5:31 PM
You have a long phalic object going into a round hole...You explain it better than the male part going into the female part.
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Whitehorse

Apr 25, 2006, 11:14 PM
Problem is likely on his end... 😉

Funny thing when I was working for a local clec... One of the nice salesladies needed to charge her phone. My charger wouldn't fit. She said that her female adapter was too small for my male adapter... 😳 It was a ribald atmosphere @ that workplace, for a short while...
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