Shop Talk
simple little man
so this guy walks up, and I ask if I can help him with anything, he sets a phone on the counter, with a broken case (carrying case) and doesn't say anything. I look at the case, I look at him and I say "is there something I can help you with?" he just points at his phone.
me: "yes, the carrying case is broken, is there something I can help you with?"
customer: "I want to be compensated"
me: "do you have a reciept?"
customer: "no, I want you to give me a free case until I bring back a reciept"
me: "I'm sorry sir, I can't just give you a free leather case, if you have your reciept I can exchange this for you" (which we're not even supposed to do, because the case was torn, so it was obvious that the customer was unusually rough ...
(continues)
me: "yes, the carrying case is broken, is there something I can help you with?"
customer: "I want to be compensated"
me: "do you have a reciept?"
customer: "no, I want you to give me a free case until I bring back a reciept"
me: "I'm sorry sir, I can't just give you a free leather case, if you have your reciept I can exchange this for you" (which we're not even supposed to do, because the case was torn, so it was obvious that the customer was unusually rough ...
(continues)
...
It have been funnier if he was deaf and mute and the conversation went on for longer.
...
oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise we all had to be comics to post in this forum
...
Yes, we do. I recommend going to the longsleeves school of wisecracks. You'll learn a lot.
...
Yes, film it & make a silent movie of "The Angry Bumbling Little Man..." I like the concept, this was a good one alehandro!
...
da da da da daaaaaaa
something something something labotomy!
blah blah blah and youuuuu!!!
can you feel the love tonight
da da da da daaaaaaaaaa
that's all I know.
something something something labotomy!
blah blah blah and youuuuu!!!
can you feel the love tonight
da da da da daaaaaaaaaa
that's all I know.
...
in this song that appears on The Lion King, when it plays, does it mean that Simba and Nala get it on right after?
...
probably, it's disneys way of writing sex in the sand without writing sex in the sand.
...
when I was on break he came back and started harassing one of my co-workers, after he left I came out of the back room and we started laughing about him.
...
Okay, if you're going to talk about the genius of someone else, you're going to need to learn how to properly spell genius.
...
