Shop Talk
for amusement
1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to
screencalls and then have call...
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than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to
screencalls and then have call...
(continues)
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4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
I do this because I like the taste of diet. Sugar Soda just tastes nasty. 😁
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mmm...I'm trying to get rid of my girlish figure. But that's probably because i'm not a girl 🤭
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On the sweedish chainsaw: Warning: Do not try to stop blade with hands or genitals...
I can see this one...
Oke now that I'm done cutting down a tree, It's time to turn it off. *presses button* Hmm. It's not stopping... I know... *rams chainsaw through midsection* Ahhhh.. There we.... *gag/die*
I can see this one...
Oke now that I'm done cutting down a tree, It's time to turn it off. *presses button* Hmm. It's not stopping... I know... *rams chainsaw through midsection* Ahhhh.. There we.... *gag/die*
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Ya i like diet coke too. But that's because i'm so used to it 😛 Can't stand the surgar stuff. But i'm diabetic so that's my excuse 😛
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Diet pop was actually created for diabetics... not for fat asses who think it'll help them lose weight.
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Doesn't matter, at the drive-thru they are all still laughing at you. Especially the obese people who order diet.
I personally can't stand the taste of diet cola's. Other diets aren't as bad (orange for example) but event he smell of diet coke or pepsi makes me want to vomit.
I personally can't stand the taste of diet cola's. Other diets aren't as bad (orange for example) but event he smell of diet coke or pepsi makes me want to vomit.
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Ya well i'm 155lbs. They are all trying to figure out why i'm ordering diet.
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why is my boss so gay. he think hes the coolest **** around, he gets on my nerves always asking me to do his running around for him get off you @ss and do it youself you little B!tch.
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I heard on the radio back in the summer if you go to the drug store and buy a Johnson & Johnson brand anal thermometer, and you open the box and read the little pamplet it comes with, you will notice the line "Johnson & Johnson tests each of its anal brand thermometers personally>"
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