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You are obviously smarter than me, so if YOU can't figure it out, what the hell makes you think I can?
No, sir, I'm not hard-of-hearing, neither am I stupid. You just don't speak good English.
Do you notice that your bad behaviour is embarrassing your wife?
Do you want me to go ahead and call the manager, or do you want me to wait till you're REALLY pissed off?
I can tell you right now I'm not going to give you very good service, because I think you're drunk or possibly on drugs, and frankly, you scare the hell out of me.
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No you idiot, you don't have Nokia service, just a nokia phone.
It must really suck to be you. Not only can you NOT read our return policy, possibly due to illiteracy, or possibly due to a vision problem caused when your mother not only dropped you when you were a baby, but also apparently threw you down the stairs, but ALSO when I have explained the return policy to you 8 times, you still don't get it. Perhaps I should start a collection for you as you obviously need to go back to school, but seeing as how you are a raving idiot, you probably don't have a job, and therefore the money. If you think it's stupid that you need a reciept to PROVE that you...
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No you can't get another phone because its out of warranty. It DOES NOT MATTER how many times you swap out within a year! If that were the case you could get a free phone for the rest of your life.
No I WILL NOT meet you in the parking lot with a used car charger and let you give me $10 to put in my pocket. I am not a crook and I don't break the law. I don't need your money punk.
The phone is liquid damaged! Warranty is null and Void no free phone no exchange and no return. you do not pass go and you do not collect 200 bucks. I DO because thats how much a new phone costs at full price.
What part of we can't waive the activation fee or upgrade fee do you NOT understand. Wh...
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