Shop Talk
Not Authorized
Gentleman (in the loosest sense of the word) calls in:
Me: Sir, are you an authorized user on the account?
Him: Yes. Yes I am.
Me: Well, I do need to verify this. It will take 1-2 minutes, do you mind holding?
Him: Well I don't have any choice now do I? You're gonna waste 5 minutes of my time either way aren't you?
Me: It should only be 1-2 minutes.
Him: Well how about this...lets start over and you pretend that my name is XXXXXXX (female account holder).
Me: Sir, that would be fraud.
Him: Fine then, hurry the hell up.
- At this time, I indeed verify that he is not authorized on this account.
Me: Hello, Sir? Thank you for holding. Unfortunat...
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Shelle
Man:"How can I get a cross reference a number and verify when an account was suspended?"
Rep: What do you mean cross reference a number sir?
Man: I mean I give you the number and you tell me when the account was canceled.
Rep: Are you the account holder?
Man: No. Does it matter?
Rep: Yes. We do not give out information to non-account holders.
Man: What do you mean you don't? All numbers are public, I can look up the phonebook for Bellsouth's number and cross reference that.
Rep: Sir, I am sorry. But our company does not print a directory and besides we want to afford our customers some privacy.
Man: That's you guys suck. ALL THE OTHER COMPANIES DO. TH...
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